/Jay/

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

The good feeling when a little cat rests their head against you like you’re a pillow is actually pretty significant

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

Remember when we watched 7 fucking hours of One Direction

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.