We're just distant satellites

*lifts your chin with a blade* (flirting)

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff

this just got a hockey rpf tag. due to the nature of this website

other hockey rpf enjoyers now expressing skepticism and disbelief at the choice of man referenced above and tagging it with their preferred and more horchataesque men. i love it here and i'll leave when i die

love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"

oooooh i got plany of disk space

i feel like scary standing water and i want to feel like a river or at least a creek

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

okay this is a list of exclusively bangers, not even counting the fact that WE HEXED THE MOON is on here which obviously makes me feel joyous. but kushiel's dart fuckin RULES as did on sundays she picked flowers and patricia wants to cuddle. 10/10 no notes

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing