✨Ahhhhhhh✨

Man he’s so nice I want him to hit me

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape

The fear of abandonment isn’t just about people leaving, it’s the gut-wrenching belief that you aren’t worth staying for.

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.

Why do these all feel like footnotes from a Discworld novel?

Not fair that i cant get a boner . not in a dysphoria way i just feel like it limits my self expression

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

That's just male bonding

sexting is good in theory but in practice i’m so uncreative. um yeah babe i wanna. sex you up. jiggle your thang. all that

me cause i get nervouss…..

If anyone's free I'm ready to be loved unconditionally now

theyre ading a new piece to the chess board called the me and it doesn;t do anything

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!