heehooo

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean