deltarune today

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

lowkey i haaaate when the advertisement doesnt fit me at all. wdym you're giving me an ad for daycare? i don't have kids 😭😭😭 **turns to face you and starts making unblinking eye contact** That's why I gave big data corps all my information. 🙂 Because if they're going to advertise things to me, at least let it be relevant! 😂 Like these doorbusters at Kohl's. 😳 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 😵‍💫 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🤣 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🤓 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 💀 That feeling when you find the perfect pair of jeans at Kohl's. 🙂

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.

tumblr blaze is such a funny feature. every blazed post ive ever seen has replies full of people cursing op out for forcing them to see it. for a small fee you too can invite strangers to be mad at you. pay money to be publicly shamed for your x reader fic. incredible.

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"