I am the butter that burns in your pan

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

What doesn't kill you makes you Really Weird about fictional characters

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr