I have GOT to stop spending $30

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

Wrong gif. Sorry.

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

movie

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.