every day i get emails

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

Please stop he is drowning…..

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shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started