NSFW alphabet - a.buttle ⋆°❀.ೃ࿔⋆
an: sorry the photo is so large idk how to make it thinner :( hope you all enjoy the mr buttle instalment!! he’s my baby girl but also I’m not sure I captured his essence very well :,)
content warnings: established relationship, oral (f and m receiving), overstimulation, dumbification, slapping, choking, size kink, outdoor sex/exhibitionism, dubcon and primal play (specifically in the wildcard section x), mean!alfie, lots of cum and use of daddy
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
That big softie. He’s very rough in bed, and despite knowing you love it, he does get extra soft and sweet after sex. He’ll clean you up, make sure you’re wrapped in one of his big oversized jumpers and tucked into the crook of his neck
“Y’good, darlin’? Know I went a bit far but you always do so well for me.”
He’ll press little kisses onto your hairline and talk to you until you fall asleep
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His favourite body part of himself is without a doubt his arms - they’re big and manly, veiny and tattooed. When he has you pinned beneath him, bicep curled round your neck choking you as he fucks you into oblivion, it really gets him going. He also knows the effect they have on you; he sees you staring when he wears a compression shirt, or has a pump from the gym, he knows the effect his veins and biceps have on you and he uses it to his advantage. When you’re together he’ll wear his tightest shirts and make sure he stretches/flexes in your eye-line, peppering in a few grunts as he lifts things, and he knows you’re going to be putty in his hands
on you? how is he meant to choose a favourite between the girls (your tits) and your ass??? wether your tits are bouncing on your chest in missionary, perfectly placed for him to lean down and graze your nipples into his mouth with a cheeky pinch from his little fangs or your ass is clapping against his thighs as you fuck back onto his dick in doggy??? Gun to his head he couldn’t pick a favourite
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This man is a big fan of visuals when it comes to his cum ;
landing in ropes all over your face and dripping down from your chin as you catch it on your hands and suck it off your fingers
Or when you stick your tongue out post blowjob waiting for him to spit in your mouth and it’s coating the inside,
or running out of your pussy as he spreads your lips post breeding you, examining your hole and breathing deeply at the combination of your slick and his cum gushing out of you every time you shiver and clench
just anything that marks you as his, he loves seeing you all slutty and content, coated in cum
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
And what if I said he’s a toe sucker?
Feet dangling either side of his head, with a classic French gel polish on each one of your toes what’s he meant to do?? Not put them in his mouth???
He really really enjoys being hurt - he’s always slapping you about and pulling your hair, but when you dig your acrylics into his back and leave long red welts that hiss when he showers or pull sharply at his curls, it makes him whimper - hearing Alfie whimper for the first time set your heat on fire, he’s such a big dominant man that the soft little keening sounds were completely foreign to you both
E = Experience (how experienced are they?)
Before you got together, Alfie was bigging himself up being a lad and swore up and down to all his mates in the warehouse that he was a top shagger - however after he fumbled to get your bra off and went a littleeee bit too teeth heavy the first time he ate you out, you came to learn that he’d only been with a couple girls before you
So you learned together! and now everything he knows about sex he’s learned from watching you react to his actions, so he’s quite literally a sex god but exclusively just for you x
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He cannot decide between mating press and doggy style
Mating press - he has you pinned beneath him, biceps either side of your head and caging you in, growling in your ear and spitting in your open mouth, his hips pistoning you open and nudging your gspot with every thrust,
Doggy style - this lets him tease you, he’ll pull out, leaving just his tip heavy inside of you, waiting for you to get needy and wiggle your hips backward, before he grips the flesh of your hips and bottoms out inside of you - doggy style lets him see your ass jiggle as it bounces against him, as well as play with the taut ring of muscle above your pussy and shush you when you mewl
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
This man isn’t giggling. He is 100% serious, he does not play about fucking - you start giggling at him??? get ready to be slapped round the face
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Alfie has a bit of a bush - there is no chance that man is shaved to the bone, not saying it’s a gross amount of bush, but he definitely has a bush
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It really depends on the type of sex you’re having - if it’s sleepy morning sex or drunk end of the night sex, he’ll be slow and careful with you, babying you and pumping into you with deep languid thrusts
However. If it is angry or jealous sex (it often is with that possessive little man) he does not care about tenderness, and he’ll fuck you hard and fast, and overstimulate you within an inch of your life
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Gooner. This man will jerk off morning noon and night, he lives for the feeling of making himself cum. If you’re at work - he’s jacking off to the videos he’s recorded of you bouncing on his cock, with a dirty pair of your panties stuffed in his spare hand. If you’re asleep next to him and he doesn’t feel like waking you, he’ll jerk off to the sound of you breathing and the smell of your hair, looking at your panties peaking out from the bottom of your (his) tshirt - pulling it up above your ass so he can cum all over your backside, painting white ropes of cum over your sleeping body before pulling the shirt back down. He is a big fan of mutual masturbation - watching you try and stuff yourself on your own fingers, grinding your clit into the heel of your hand whilst he languidly strokes himself counting down the seconds before you cry out for him, saying your fingers never feel as good as his and he gets to make you fall apart around him
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Overstimulation is a big big one for him, after learning how to fuck you properly, he wants to do it over and over again until you’ve fallen apart beneath him, crying and choking on your own breath as you try and close your legs, but his heavy hands pin you open
This man goes crazy for dumbification - it mixes in with the overstimulation, when you’re staring up at him with teary, spaced out eyes and a wobbly pout after he’s worked you up with his fingers over and over
“what do you want, princess, eh? Y’want me to stop?” And when you shake your head no, reaching out grabby hands for his face he chuckles down at you, “Stupid little thing needs daddy to do everything, don’t you?”
He likes getting rough with you, choking you til stars fuzz the corners of your vision whilst he has you in prone bone, or pulling you by your hair to the end of the bed to fling you infront of the mirror, and giving you a slap on the cheek when you’re being bratty
Absolutely loves being called daddy - more so when he’s feeling possessive or if something has made him jealous, he’ll remind you of your place and that he owns you
“my fuckin pussy, yeah? Who does it belong to, cos it’s not fuckin you, dirty slut, flirting at the pub, forgot you’re just daddy’s little hole.”
his one kink that transcends all others is his size kink - even just holding your hand in his or standing behind you in a queue holding the small of your back makes his cock get heavy, he’s just obsessed with how much he overpowers you and he can pin you beneath him with one hand, or cage you in by literally just wrapping one arm around you, seeing you pinned beneath him completely swarmed by his large muscular body makes him reach his peak quicker than he cares to admit
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Outside. He’s obsessed with fucking you outdoors - when you lived in the grotto he fucked you all over that forest, scraping your back against a tree as he rammed into you, holding you up in his arms. He would also cockwarm with you as you bobbed up and down in the stream, you clinging to him like a koala as he clenched and twitched his dick in your guts, stroking your back and humming into your ear
“dirty girl for me, eh? Cant do anything without needing my cock in you.”
Big fan of fucking in the defender too - having you bounce on his cock in the backseat, fogging up the tinted windows as your tits bounce in his face, crying out as his thumb circles quick around your clit, making you gush all over his seats (depending on his mood he may grab you by the scruff of your neck and push your face down into your own mess, before fucking you in doggy - “fuckin hell - stupid whore making a mess of my car, lick it up for me, yeah?”)
Also a big fan of fingering you on long drives, he’ll reach over the console and make you pull your panties down, before playing with your pussy, rubbing circles over your clit, dipping down into your clenching hole - he lives for doing this when you are stuck in traffic or stopped at a red light, toying with you whilst surrounded by potential spectators
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He is willing to fuck you in any state you’re in, unbrushed hair and teeth in the morning or day three of your period - if you give him a little smile he’s already at half mast, there’s pretty much nothing you could do that wouldn’t want to make him fuck you
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that involves his butthole is not gonna happen I’m afraid - he does not want anything anywhere near it
Alfie would NOT be down for sharing you, any kind of threesome with another guy is completely off the table - he’s so possessive over you, if he’s in a certain mood even seeing you hug his friends when you’re saying hello makes his jaw twitch (that is not to say he’d say no to you having a threesome with another girl, even tho it would never happen, you’re far too much of a crybaby to see another girl kiss Alfie and be able to continue)
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
that man wants SLOPS! he wants it all day everyday, he definitely prefers receiving, something about having you on your knees bobbing up and down on his length, small hand working the base you can’t fit in your throat, spit dribbling down your chin and mascara leaving tracks down your cheeks. It’s his favourite sight in the world, especially when you start humping his leg like a desperate little puppy - he has so many videos and photos of you on your knees for him (his personal favourite being the Polaroid he keeps in his cap that serves him well for his post-gym shower goon x)
Despite preferring receiving head, he doesn’t PLAYY about eating you out - he goes mad for the box. Spitting on your pussy and slapping your clit, he works you up to the edge over and over again until you’re a desperate babbling mess above him. He’ll use one of his big arms to pin your hips to the bed, whilst he pumps two of his thick fingers over and over inside of you, massaging the spongy spot inside of you that makes you fall apart. When Alfie eats you out he won’t stop until you’ve cum all over his face atleast three times and you’re keening away from his mouth in overstimulated bliss
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
This mirrors how intimate he’s feeling - it’s usually fast rough and hard with Alfie, drilling away at your cunt with precision, attacking your gspot and bringing you to the edge of orgasm with his skilled hands and heavy cock, but if he’s sleepy or fucking you in the shower in the morning he’ll take his time, admiring your body and peppering you with kisses, delivering deep slow thrusts that make your breath short with every movement
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Alf LOVES a quickie - any excuse to fuck you he will take it even if it means rushing. When he sees you all dressed up for some random influencer party you’ve been invited to, already running late, you cannot leave the apartment until he’s bent you over in front of the mirror and fucked the life out of you
“Look at yourself, darlin’. So fuckin pretty for me, god, so tight too. All mine, yeah?”
And as you nod desperately, panting and moaning from his thrusts and the tight circles he’s rubbing on your clit, he grins at you in the mirror, little fangs catching the light
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He’s a bit more anxious to be risky after your move to london - sex outside in the grotto or in the defender was a lot easier when surrounded by woodlands and not a capital city
Something he has realised he fucking loves however is fucking you against the windows in his apartment - he gets to see your face mushed into the glass and breath fogging the window as you pant and moan, while nobody can tell who you are, it still provides the thrill of fucking in public without the risk of being exposed
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He talks a big game, but he doesn’t have good cardio skills, bless x
He’ll last a few solid rounds, pushing through the overstimulation buzzing in his cock because he loves to see you fall apart beneath him, and to see you coated in his cum - but even if it’s only one round of actual sex you never go unsatisfied
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I cannot see this man having a lot of toys - maybe he’ll use one of your own vibrators to teases you with, but he’s definitely a massive fan of a butt plug - when he flips you over and catches sight of the pink heart shaped gem nestled between the fat of your ass cheeks it makes his dick twinge and stomach knot
He also prefers to use his own belt or even just his hands to restrain you - he’s very primal when it comes to expressing his dominant side, he doesn’t want you restrained by shop bought rope, he wants to be able to feel his own strength restraining you. When you fight with all your strength against one hand pinning yours above your head, it makes Alfie go dizzy with lust - he loves the silent acknowledgment that he is in complete control of you and could do anything anytime
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
the day this man stops teasing you will be the day he dies
he will overstimulate you on his tongue over and over again, with slow kitten licks over you clit and trembling hole, breathing cold air over your hot skin until you’re gushing all over his face and dripping down his chin, making you squirm around his fingers all whilst you beg and writhe for something you’re not even sure of yourself
“y’gonna cum, princess? yeah you wanna cum all over my face?”
“y-yes please, Alf, I’m so close.” you’d beg, head foggy and body throbbing, his touch bringing you to the precipice painstakingly slowly
with a chaste kiss to your clit and a cheeky grin flashing on his face, his mouth leaves your cunt, making you choke on a trembling breath
“y’gotta earn it first, on your knees for me.”
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Holy yapper - this man is going to be talking and groaning and grunting the whole time. He’s not a big moaner, but he just doesn’t shut up - he’s groaning into the crook of your neck about how good you feel wrapped around him, grunting as he bottoms out and starts pounding into you from behind, talking to you whilst you’re blowing him
“Mhm, just like that, angel - you gonna let me fuck your throat or nah? be a good girl and give me what I want.”
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Alfie is big into primal play.
Parking the defender suddenly on a dirt track, surrounded by trees and thick woodlands. It’s sunset and you are probably the only two people for miles. You look at him with confusion as he reaches over, unplugs your seat belt and swings open your door. With a stony face and darkened eyes, Alfie nods to the forest.
“Alf - cmon stop being silly.” You laugh slightly to try and ease some of your uncomfortableness, reaching out of the car to shut the door. You hit the floor almost instantly after feeling Alfie’s big hands on your back.
You scramble up onto your feet with stinging hands and knees, tears pooled in your eyes
“What the fuck, Alfie! That was so mean, what are you doing?”
“Do what I say, and fuckin run.”
With a wobbly chin and shaky legs, you turn on your heels and start stumbling through the bushes.
“That’s not running, is it, you fucking idiot.” He calls behind you.
Sniffling, your feet pick up the pace and carry you further into the forest, away from the car. It’s getting dark quickly, and nettles are catching at your bare legs. That’s when you hear the car door slam and big footsteps gaining on you. You will yourself forward, heart caught in your throat as you hear Alfie almost directly behind you.
A scream leaves your throat without meaning to - and you keep running until your legs catch on a thick tree root you overlooked in your panic. Falling onto the damp and mossy forest floor makes you cry out, there’s dirt under your nails now and muck on your pretty white sun dress. After stumbling to your feet you keep going, unease washing over you as you realise you can’t hear him. Your legs keep moving until suddenly a pair of strong arms rip you sideways and throw you to the floor.
Alfie is above you, crowding your face as his large body pins you to the moist forest floor. He’s panting hot breath onto your face.
“Cant run fast enough, can you, angel. Thought you could get away from me.”
Tears are leaking down your temples as you choke back little sobs - you can feel him undoing his trousers. He moves a hand between your legs, pulling the gusset of your panties to the side and chuckling lowly when he finds the wetness looking there.
“Pretending y’aren’t enjoying this. You fucking take it, yeah? You’re not good for much else.”
He bottoms out inside of you, thrusting his full fat cock deep into you, making you cry out into the darkness, legs trying to snap closed. His large body prevents you from pushing him away, and his hips rut desperately into you.
“Good fuckin girl. Just a wet little hole for me.” He mutters into your ear, leaning down and licking the tears off of your cheeks and laughing when your sobs deepen. There’s mud in your hair and all over your back, and Alfie’s cock is burning your tight hole - you rarely take him unprepped. He finishes quicker than usual - groaning into the crook of your neck as his hips twitch and the thatch of hair above his cock grinds against your neglected clit. He pulls out and tucks himself away, before pulling your panties completely off and admiring the state he’s out you in. You continue crying, watching him pocket your underwear, as cum pools out of your pussy. He turns the flash on his phone to inspect your dripping cunt, playing with it slightly as he does - brushing your clit and spreading his cum through your folds, he leans down to kiss your heat.
“Y’so good f’me, angel, how about I get you home and eat this pussy ‘til you pass out, eh? Can keep going whilst you sleep if y’like.”
After your small nod, he bundles you into his arms, resting you on his hip as he carries you back to the car. He circles your clit and makes you sigh into his shoulder as he does so.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
HORSE! genuinely talking 9 1/2 inches, he’s thick as fuck too, it matches his body and hangs like a third leg, he curves slightly to the left
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Always on fucking max. He wants to fuck every single second of the day. There is no inappropriate time to try and fuck you in Alfie’s head. He will see you bent over looking in his barren fridge, and rub his bulge over your cunt, hands heavy on your hips. You could just be doing your makeup in the morning, and he’ll have his head in the crook of your neck nibbling your earlobe.
“Why y’getting all pretty when you know I’m gonna ruin it, eh? Or do you just want daddy to make you all messy, girl?”
You’re at dinner with your mutual friends? Well Alfie is sliding your knickers to the side and toying with your folds as he talks casually, completely ignoring the way your face is heating up and your words are becoming jumbled.
Or god forbid you’re just trying to get some sleep. Alfie’s big warm hands will roll you into your stomach, him shushing you and stroking your hair when you twitch, (“shhh, angel, daddy’s just making sure you’re okay, go back to sleep f’me.”) before he bottoms out inside of your sleepy cunt, just warming himself there for a few minutes before shallowly thrusting in and out of you, staring at your sleeping body
If there’s a day on your flo app that doesn’t have a little heart marking you as having gotten fucked, Alfie feels like he’s failed x
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Pretty much immediately - he’s a sleepy guy, so after a few rounds of rearranging your guts and painting you with his cum, he doesn’t have the strength to stay up. He may doomscroll with you for a bit, but ultimately he very quickly passes out, arms heavy where they’re wrapped around you, holding you as close as humanly possible
