' to be known the way you
should is to put yourself
through hell '
sacrificial angel ,
dirty slut with needs
minnie ૮꒰ྀི ꒱ྀིა. she/her. 8teen. daughter of cain && sparkle jump rope queen. cabin ten angel. gold jewellery. long brown hair && big brown eyes combo. alfie buttle's mrs. certified ukyt tumblr morgan burwtisle lover. midlands bby. mixed. minnie is deer angel coded — nell , 2026 x
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hi! i just posted the comment about heathers video and i really appreciate your response,
i wanted to reiterate that this is nothing at all against you and your work and i just wanted to see your opinion on the situation, by no means trying to offend you and I’m so glad you could see that,
i completely agree with you minnie and as much as some could argue that he follows this content due to his ignorance politically, i think it’s clear that’s morally not what he stands for and i think he tends to avoid it mostly,
i do think he uses a lot of the language associated with these ideologies but then again the dialect from these toxic groups tend to spread into everyday slang through socials,
thankyou again for your response it’s so nice to see another perspective on it xx
ofc, angel! i never took it as an insult because of the way you articulated yourself, so thank you for being so polite.
the point you made about the language spreading is incredibly valid as well, because so much slang and vocabulary comes from insulting corners of the internet and gradually becomes mainstream, meaning it’s very hard to ignore
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˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ A rough night in bed leads to a hoard of misunderstandings and dirty looks.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ You woke up early to get ready for your day. You were accompanying Alfie to London for a day full of video shoots. You also planned on getting some shopping done while he’s off filming the fellas podcast.
You made your way to the bathroom, flicking on the lights and checking out your face in the mirror. You were shocked when you saw all the bruises all over your body. From your neck to your arms, your stomach and hips, even down to your thighs and legs.
Some were harsh to the touch while others were much worse looking than the rest. You examined each one remembering how they happened.
~
“Harder Alfie.” You whimpered eager for him to fuck you deeper. “Fuck girl you’re so tight.” He grunted as he gripped your hips harder, digging into your skin so tight you swear he drew blood.
You reached up to him, pulling him closer to you for support burying his head in your neck. He used this opportunity to kiss your neck roughly, his lips leaving sloppy trails all over you. His teeth bit down on your skin making sure to leave marks. You moaned at him only egging him on to fuck you even harder.
He pounded into you so hard, his pelvis smacked against your thighs repeatedly. Your heat was already leaking all over him.
Alfie needed a harder grip on you to pound into you deeper, he threw your legs over his shoulders and wrapped his large, muscular hand around your neck almost choking you. His fingers wrapped around your much smaller neck perfectly.
Your lips were puffy, tears were rolling down your cheeks as you felt his tip slam into your g spot. The pressure on your neck pushing you over the edge, sending you into a euphoric orgasm. You reached up, gripping his large bicep to help you handle the insane feeling that was pooling in the pit of your stomach.
You couldn’t hold on anymore, you felt yourself release all over his cock. “My dirty girl.” He said in his husky voice. He kept fucking you until he reached his climax making you spill over in extreme pleasure.
He pulled out of you, lying down beside you, pulling you over his chest. You fell asleep together after that intense experience.
~
“fuck’s sake” you murmured under your breath. You ignored it for the moment and continued getting ready, taking a brisk shower and doing your morning routine.
You were washing your face under the faucet when you felt a pair of muscular arms reach around your waist. “Morning princess.” Alfie’s morning voice was so sexy, it made you wet just hearing him.
“Morning love.” You said wiping your face with a soft yellow towel then turning to face him.
“Jesus.” He said in surprise. “What?” You shrieked scared of a possible bug on you.
“Did I do all that? Jesus.” He muttered the last part, lifting your arms and examining the bruises, then lifting your jaw to look at all the marks on your neck.
“Yeah.” You said quietly, turning around and looking at yourself in the mirror while he continued to stare at the bruises through the mirror.
“Sorry about all that.” He said, his cheeks turning a light shade of pink in embarrassment. You turned around, cupping his cheek and aweing at the way he got all soft and cute.
“Stop it Alf, you don’t need to apologize. I like them.” You said proudly planting a soft kiss to his lips.
“Well, are you still gonna head to London with me?” He said furrowing his brows.
“Of course, why wouldn’t I?”
“Well, you’re covered in bruises babe. People are gonna think I battered you up or somethin’.” He said.
“No they’re not Alfie, you’re ridiculous.” You said with a chuckle finally moving on to your hair. “Okay but if one person even assumes it, I’m ditching you in London.” He said, stepping into the shower. You rolled your eyes and kept getting ready. ‘No one will think that.’ you thought to yourself.
You both took the tube to London and even though you were bundled up in a nice fluffy coat with a small turtle neck, you still got odd looks from strangers while Alfie got even dirtier looks from them. Every time your turtleneck slid down, you pulled it up making people think you were hiding something.
You tried to ignore it but it was hard. It was much harder for Alfie since people were disgusted with him. Ladies clutched their purses, mothers pulled their daughters closer, even men gave him unpleasant looks.
You grabbed his hand, giving it a reassuring squeeze. He looked down at you and immediately felt better.
The first video shoot you arrived at was a more sidemen video with a couple of the guys including Simon, Ethan, and Harry.
“Jesus.” Ethan said the second he saw you. “Alfie what the hell man?” Simon said his voice filled with concern.
Alfie gave you a knowing look, with a deep sigh. “Guys, it’s nothing. Really.” You tried.
“Hey, give me a sign if he’s hurting you.” Harry told you quietly, elbowing your arm.
“Guys I know what you’re thinking and he didn’t do anything.” You defended, struggling to explain your case.
“You know, the only times Faith gets bruises like that is when…” Ethan began but realization set in and Alfie immediately grew a deep shade of red.
“Holy shit, Alfie is a fucking dog!” Ethan cheered while the other boys stood there with confused looks on their faces.
“He fucked the shit outta her!”
“-Ethan!” Alfie shouted embarrassed, placing a protective arm around your waist.
“Sorry but damn, I didn’t know you were like that Alfie.” Ethan laughed.
“I’m still confused.” Harry said innocently.
“I think Alfie got a bit too rough in the bedroom.” Simon explained.
“Right, you man, can we change the topic here.” Alfie said loudly, you couldn’t contain your laughter at how embarrassed he was.
“Not you too.” He said.
“Sorry, it’s just, you look so cute when you’re embarrassed.” You booped his nose.
The boys ‘awed’ at that, making Alfie wince. “Not in front of the boys babe.” He whined. You put your hands up in defense walking to the couch and taking a seat.
The next stop was filming a video with Chip.
You walked into the studio on Alfie’s arm and were quickly greeted by Frampton and Kian.
“Damn Ab, abusing your missus nowadays.” Frampton joked. Alfie sighed as you rubbed his arm lightly.
“Obviously not, Alfie is so whipped, he’d never harm a hair on her head.” Kian continued.
“Exactly.” You smiled up at Alfie. “Yeah, yeah.” He responded rolling his eyes playfully.
“Reader! Long time no see girl!” You heard Sabina say as she walked up to you, giving you a tight hug. Her smile quickly fell when she noticed your bruises.
“Are you alright love?” She said lifting your jaw to get a better look. You let out a small chuckle. “Yes. I’m okay. It’s not what you think.” You began. She gave you an ‘are you serious’ look.
“You know how Alfie is built like a giant?” She nodded her head. “Well sometimes he doesn’t know his own strength.” You replied proudly. Her jaw dropped with a smile. “No way, he did all that?” She gasped excitedly. You nodded your head with a huge smile.
“My big beef cake.” You chuckled watching as Alfie began getting ready to film with Chip.
“You guys gonna do anything after this?” Sabina asked.
“Probably get a bite to eat, we haven’t had a proper meal, just a small breakfast bar.” You explained.
“Oh we gotta go out to this great restaurant I found recently. They have an amazing lunch menu!” You nodded along, agreeing.
The shoot was over and you four were off to lunch.
You sat in the back of Chip’s car with Alfie, his hand rested on your thigh. Each second, he kept lifting it higher and higher. You gave him a warning look and he just kept that smirk on his face, the one that shows off his fangs, the one that makes you go crazy for him.
You rolled your eyes and looked out the window until the restaurant.
You sat at the table in front of Alfie and next to Sabina.
“God girl, he’s so crazy for you.” Sabina said, sipping her drink.
“Stop it, no he’s not.” You denied.
“You should hear how he talks about you when you’re around. He talks about your smile, your laugh, whatever you’ve got going on lately. Chip makes fun of him all the time. It’s adorable though. He is so head over heels in love.” She went on. You felt your heart feel so full for him.
You looked over at him, he was chatting to Chip but noticed you looking, sending you a toothy grin, a sort of sparkle in his eyes, the one that shines only for you.
“Well, I’m crazy about him too.” You said quietly, taking a swig of your drink.
Lunch went by quickly, you got to catch up with your friends and enjoy a nice meal.
You split with Alfie to do some solo shopping as he went back with Chip and Sabina.
“You sure you gonna be ‘aight by yourself?” Alfie asked not wanting to leave you alone. “Yes Alf, I think I’ll survive.” You joked.
“Okay fine. Call me when you’re done. Call me if anything happens. Call me if-”
“Okay, I’ve got it babe. Don’t worry! Go record your podcast and you can meet me later.” You tried to reassure him. He was hesitant but left you anyway.
You went on your way to the shops to buy some things you can’t get back home, especially some new clothes you’ve desperately been needing.
As you shopped around for a while, you noticed plenty of odd looks, some judging and some of concern. It wasn’t until one of the sales girls made a comment did you remember the bruises all over your body.
You had taken off your coat to try on some clothes, the bruises perfectly on display for anyone to see.The sales girl was quick to walk up to you.
“Hi, sorry to bother you but-” She paused looking around. “Are you okay? Are you safe? Did someone do that to you?” She bombarded you with questions. You were taken aback but shook your head quickly.
“No, of course not, well yes but not like that, I-”
“Hey baby.” You felt that familiar grasp around your waist followed by that familiar, husky voice you love.
You looked to see Alfie with a cheesy smile on his face. He planted a quick kiss on your lips and looked towards the girl. She had a horrified face on her, one that would make anyone think he straight up murdered you right then and there.
“Oh my. Um, if you’d like I can help you find a coat that will fit your style. Seriously, come with me, I’ll help you find one.” She grabbed your hand lightly, delicately, almost scared that if she touched you too roughly you’d shatter like glass.
Alfie noticed her hand on you and instinctively pulled you closer, making her expression turn to one of extreme concern.
“I’ll call the police right now if that’s what you need, you just tell me.” She leaned in, saying that loud enough so just you heard her.
“Okay.” You said, having enough of the situation.
“Love, you are absolutely brilliant for wanting to help me. Seriously bless your heart and I pray that, god forbid, if the situation ever does arrive then someone like you is there to help a sister out but in this case, this is my boyfriend, yes, but he would never, and I mean never hurt me. He wouldn’t even hurt a fly. He may look big and scary but he’s so sweet and soft. He didn’t do this~ well he did but not because he hit me but because he is quite rough in bed-”
“Okay, you don’t have to tell her the rest. I don’t need everyone in London knowing our sex life.” Alfie stopped you. You looked up at him, giving him an apologetic smile.
You turned back to the girl who was now beet red in the face.
“I am so sorry to assume, I just, ~wow he really did all of that in bed?” She exhaled deeply.
You nodded your head almost cockily. “Yup, all my man.” You said wrapping your arms around his waist making his face turn a light shade of pink.
She definitely began seeing him in a different light in that moment. It kind of made you jealous, the way she stared at him with those ‘fuck me’ eyes.
“Alright that’s enough, you know the truth now please leave us alone.” You said full of jealousy. “But thank you.” You said. She nodded and walked away, not without another glance at Alfie making you roll your eyes.
“Okay, I think it’s time to go back home before I lose you to a London girl.” You said, grabbing your items and tugging his arm.
“You don’t have to worry girl, I only have eyes for you.” He said.
“You’re so whipped.” You teased. He opened his mouth offended as you just laughed.
The ride back home was much better than earlier. Much better since neither of you noticed all the stares you received because you only had eyes for each other.
hey hun this is so random and nothing against you at all as a writer i think you’re brilliant and so creative,
but i just watched heather bowling’s video about red pill black pill and incel content and noticed a lot of relations to AB and his vlogs, including his language and his mindset sometimes,
i just wondered your opinion on it knowing that you’re a feminist from your love of jasmine from love island x
hey girl! thank you for the message, compliments and deciding to be polite rather than call me an onslaught of insults LOL
i’ve just watched heathers videos and they’re very insightful, i do enjoy her content a lot and how she speaks up about that side of the internet.
i think for me, i’ve never seen anything in alfie’s videos where it’s screamed out to me that he’s got that type of mindset, but i also think that comes with the fact that i indulge his content on more than just a surface level
a lot of people who slander him and call him misogynistic/ red pill see a clip of him doing something that can be perceived as that way (for example the iceland clip of him calling that woman a bitch) but they don’t actually immerse themselves in his content, therefore won’t see other things he’s said
he has explicitly stated before that he is a feminist (albeit followed it up with ‘i think?’ likely because the red pill side of the internet like to warp the definition of feminism, and he was probably unsure as to whether he had the correct word), said that he’s all for women wearing whatever they want whenever they want and he has insulted and made fun of the major figures that men in those communities look up to (everyone in the manosphere, conor mcgregor etc.). personally, that speaks more to me than an offhand comment he made due to being provoked and already in a bad mood.
not only this, but he’s repeatedly mocked right wing ideologies and people, like mocking reform in the podcast, mocking erika and charlie kirk, explicitly stating he’s not a trump supporter and likely more things that i’ve probably forgotten
another reason people tend to think that he’s red pill is due to him not feeding into the ‘gay’ jokes that the rest of ukyt make (yes this is a real argument i’ve seen against him lol). one, he has fed into them a few times during streams with arthur and george, but also, why are we condemning him for his boundaries? just because a guy doesn’t make joke about wanting to shag his mates every day does not equate to him being homophobic or redpilled.
i’ve never seen anything within his content that could lead me to think that ‘this guy wants to harm women’ or ‘this guy wants to control women’ or ‘he hates them all and wants to blame them for all his misfortunes’
i think him stating that he’s not political certainly doesn’t help his case when people are questioning his morality regarding certain subjects, but that’s when you have to take it upon yourself to do your own research and come to your own conclusions.
and everyone’s going to have different opinions! someone might see this post and think ‘nah she’s chatting a load of rubbish’ or stick to their guns on their opinion on him, and that’s okay! no one thinks the exact same and that’s what makes everyone special
let me know what you think! very intrigued to have this conversation with you. and if anyone wants to pipe up and join, completely fine! but please keep it respectful, this is a debate and sharing of opinions, not an argument xx
alfie and his girl edit to lay me down by sam smith where the intro is ‘you told me not to cry when you were gone’ and it’s him consoling her when he got voted out
‘but the feeling’s overwhelming, it’s much too strong’ her sobbing and nearly getting into an argument with expressions
cue all the scenes of them cuddled up and the looks they shared across the house, voiceovers of them saying ‘i love you’ and talking about each other positively
sorry i just needed to put this as a post because it’s on my mind whenever i listen to the song
OMG the picture Alfie just put on his snap story about I think Harry also being in the backrooms gym doing his workout…. The thought of that being AB and his Mrs just sat in his lap 😛😛😛😛 I can imagine it so clearly like she’s doing it to innocently and it’s KILLING himmm
oh she sits there allllll the time it doesn’t matter what time of day or where they are. if she wants to be at home, she’ll be at home.
his hands come around her waist so naturally, resting there like it’s nothing, but secretly his heart is racing and he can’t wait to get her alone.
it’s usually a possessive stunt, when she feels like a girl is coming on a little too strong, but sometimes it’s casual and she just wants to be near her man 😋😋
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Any chance you do a fic where Alfie's Mrs has an eating problem or eating disorder?
i have had a few requests for something like this, not ignoring it! just addressing it so i hopefully stop getting asked and people know it’s on my list haha xx
got no one to talk about this to. but i have chronic pain and it’s stopping me from sleeping, i wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. anyway i’m gonna read your stories to pass the time. love you minnie
oh no nonnie i’m so sorry that u have to deal with this :(( i hope things eventually get better for you, wishing u the best my love! xx
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teb alfie making reader wear(?) a remote controlled vibrator on a date with her new bf, while Alfie is controlling it
omg, nonnie 😵💫😵💫😵💫
content: teb!ab , use of vibrator , exhibitionism , cheating , p in v
the thought of him fucking you before you go on your date and sliding it into your knickers. his eyes dark and daring, and you can’t help but cower under his gaze and let him do as he pleases.
while you’re on your date, he’s parked outside, his view of your table perfect and unblocked.
he watches for your little micro expressions of pleasure, sniggering when he turns the power up and your hand flies to your stomach.
he watches you stumble over your words for an excuse as to why your behaviour is so off, blaming it on period cramps rather than being honest with your boyfriend and admitting that you’d let your ex stimulate you for the entire night
eventually you have to dismiss yourself entirely, paying your half of the bill and stumbling out of the restaurant.
alfie has no hesitation in whisking you up into his car, driving down a back alley and fucking you brutally while uttering condescending praise down your ear about how you were ‘such a good slut’ for him and how he found it so humorous that your need for him couldn’t stop just for one night (‘my needy girl, hm? just can’t wait one night?’)
omg have u seen that trend where the girlfriend/wife starts recording in the bathroom being like “i was thinking of putting a photo here” and stuff like that while the boyfriend/husband is like taking a shit. it’s the funniest thing ever and i need a drabble of ab and his mrs doing it 😭
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🪩, this is so funny!
he’s defo caught so off guard and immediately puts his phone down and covers his dick
‘what you doin’, girl?’
‘… filming for sabina? i was showing her my plans for the bathroom!’
‘it couldn’t wait ‘til i’ve finished my shit, or what?’
‘stop being dramatic, she doesn’t care.’
‘i do! i wanna shit and doomscroll in peace, get the fuck out you weirdo.’
she’s just cackling as she leaves, finding his reaction absolutely hilarious