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other actors: I sent live rats to my costars and drank sewage water bc Iām a method actor
rpatz: I played sonic everyday ābut only the dark versionā to really get in the headspace

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imagine how it is to touch the stove.
This stove looks actively haunted and malicious. I am expecting an angry spirit who had tired of my terrible cooking to come for me in vengeance. I apologize for how long it has been since I have cleaned the stovetop. Truly, please spare my life.
I understand the appeal of wanting every adult hero to instinctively adopt teenage Peter Parker, but can it really beat the hilarity of acknowledging that at 15 Peter was 5'10", unusually buff, went by a moniker with Man in it, wore a creepy full face mask, and had a tightly guarded secret identity and probably a Queens accent thick enough to have come out of a jello mold, and adult heroes reasonably responded to him by going, āWow, this grown man is an immature asshole for no reason.ā
Way funnier to me than adult heroes finding out Peter is a teenager and becoming Concerned is the idea of adult heroes Retroactively finding out Peter Was a teenager because he admits to being like. 22 and theyāre like āHang on youāve been doing this for like. Seven years.ā and heās like āHaha crazy right? Anyway itās too late for you to yell at me about that because the statue of limitations on that lecture ran out when I turned 18ā
YEAH this trope is instantly more tolerable if itās fully adult Peter being like, *listen up whippersnappers because Iāve been around the block voice* āIām thirty, andāā and Tony Stark, who vaguely assumed Spider-Man is maybe two years older than him because he just has that energy and hasnāt reassessed this for four presidential terms, is like, *drunkenly doing math* āYouāre how manyā
Okay butā¦them trying to talk about Old People Stuff with him, not realizing that he wasnāt alive to remember xyz thing happening, never used xyz technology bc he didnāt exist yet, not expecting him to agree with the fact that some ppl were saying songs they grew up to were oldies, etc
The thing about Peter Parker is that he was raised by senior citizens the way other heroes are raised by wolves. He has the body of an Olympic gymnast and the soul of a malcontented geriatric. This likely contributed to the perpetuation of the accidental ruse.
Itās when he channels Aunt May so hard he makes it sound like he was personally and immediately affected by McCarthyism that the time traveler fringe theory starts really picking up bets.
Pal, I JUST SAID he was raised by AUNT MAY.
Also not to get real on a ha ha comic post but the elderly are not your enemy. There are old progressives.
Peter has a lot of feelings about the woman that discovered DNA and he strikes me as the kind of person that thinks that distancing yourself from notable figures of history by using their last names is stupid, so heās going to say something like,Ā āRosalind worked so fucking hard to have that work snatched from her,ā immediately followed by,Ā āI woulda thumped him good,ā and inspiring Tony and Banner to frantically look through the 1930s and 40s yearbooks at Kingās College and theorize which one was Spider-Man. Captain America tries reminiscing about the good ole days with him. Peter, for his part, has been absently agreeing and making vagueĀ āIām listeningā noises about the Rolling Stones and Elton John for the majority of his life, so adding baseball, Duke Ellington, and Ella Fitzgerald to the list wasnāt thatĀ much of a stretch.
There are only like three genuinely funny additions on this, but this is one of them.
captain america pushing a get out the vote campaign:Ā āspiderman did you voteā
spiderāmanā at 16: uhhhh so about thatĀ
āIā¦canāt.ā āI see. Thatās why itās so important to restore voting rights to felons.ā
Thatās made funnier by the fact that I feel like Steveās natural assumption would be that Spidermanās a non-citizen, so him jumping straight to felon is like, Peter just has such strong criminal vibes.
Steve: Whatād you go in for?
Peter, panicking: Jaywalking!
Steve: This prison pipeline needs to stop.
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Walking sunshine puppies is hard.
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SUN BUPPIES!!!

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Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry
Hereās a link with more details! They got an insulin dependent patient medication free in just 11 weeks using a cell transplant! Itās still very early and needs a lot more testing to see if they can replicate the results, but having success in a human is very promising!
Marinette canāt believe she actually felt sorry for him for point two seconds.
*turns Chatās floof up to 22 on a ten-point scale*
Sheās still just a friend
I have.Ā A new recliner chair. Itās very comfy. but I am worried.
Mochi. Has decided that the best place to sleep is between my feet on the footrest. and when I have my laptop open I tend to. forget that heās there.
I am going to dump him onto the floor.
Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow night but Eventually He will end up rudely dumped onto the floor,Ā like so much salad.
Pictured: a cat unaware of the fate probably rapidly approaching him, despite me telling him three times now. He is too comfy to care.
Question: You dump your salads on the floor? Why?
Comorbid ADHD and carpal tunnel have lead to a disorder that I like to call āclumsy bitch syndromeā wherin if I get distracted or grab something wrong I will just⦠Drop whatever Iām holding? For some reason my favorite salad bowl is a regular victim. Also happens to piles of laundry, the TV remote, and sometimes knives.
I have a strict policy of never holding babies.
G U E S SĀ Ā W H A TĀ Ā IĀ Ā D I D
Mochi is either very forgiving or very bad at cause and effect.
this is genuinely my favorite post
I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimpās name was?
Nim Chimpsky.
Fucking monkey pun.
And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But
BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.
Its not just the linguistic anthropologists.
Thereās a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/organization⦠they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous. Ā The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs. Ā And then someone decided to get clever and name oneĀ āsonic hedgehogā because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.
Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their childās lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by aĀ āsonic hedgehog mutationā.
And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties.
Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycleĀ āthe ferrous wheelā. Ā We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes.
The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO.
Half a byte of data is a nibble.

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Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, āComfort and Joyā)
Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.
remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists
Heās an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.
Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, andĀ Ā every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolipsā defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.
He W H A T
Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!
Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. Iāve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.
(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, Iāll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )
C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but the only AI package he could find was one somebody threw out for being too fussy. The combination of tweaking to give him a worried/caring personality makes him constantly anxious. A protocol droid comes with a fair amount of language packages, but why stop there? Somebody threw out like, three different galactic language dictionaries because they werenāt the recent edition. Just load āem all up. all of them, even the packs that contain things like ewok and a thousand variants of different manufacturersā droid codecs. donāt add half the other requirements most legal protocol droids have included at the factory like emergency wipe protocols or shutdown failsafes, or programmed obsolescence. Build that sucker out of non-commercial materials that are already over a hundred years old and still good, tweak it to withstand tatooine of all places.
so now you have this droid that is over thirty years old and it could never be obsolete because it was never manufactured by anybody but a kid on a sand ball somewhere, itās never running down because it was built to last on tatooine and thereās nothing programmed in to try and urge you to buy the latest model because there is no latest model. 3P0 is simultaneously totally useless yet hyper functional because he was not made according to any specs except āthe best most toughest things possible to help my mom for a long long time on a hot desert planetā
Invincible multilingual anxiety bot here to wreck your capitalist droid ideals
So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.
Go nuts, my friends.
this is my favorite art program. itās *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). itās not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program Iāve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly
ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.
YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and iām psyched that i donāt have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!
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āA long-term study of children raised by lesbians found that these children were less likely to suffer from physical and sexual abuse than were their peers who were raised by heterosexuals. This is thought to be due to the absence of adult heterosexual men in the households (Gartrell, Bos, & Goldberg, 2010). Girls raised by lesbians tend to have higher self-esteem, show more maturity and tolerance than their peers, and are older when they have their first heterosexual contact (Gartrell et al., 2005, 2010). Children raised by same-sex parents seem to be less constrained by traditional gender roles; boys are less aggressive, and girls are more inclined to consider nontraditional careers, such as doctor, lawyer, or engineer (Gartrell et al., 2005; Stacey & Biblarz, 2001). Over the course of more than 20 years, scientists studied the psychological adjustment of 78 teenagers who were raised by lesbian mothers. Compared to age-matched counterparts raised by heterosexual parents, these adolescents were rated higher in social, academic, and total competence, and lower in social problems, rule-breaking, aggression, and externalizing problem behavior (Gartrell & Bos, 2010). There are fewer studies of children raised by two men, but gay fathers are more likely than straight fathers to put their children before their career, to make big changes in their lives to accommodate a child, and to strengthen bonds with their extended families after becoming fathers (Bergman, Rubio, Green, & Padrone, 2010).ā ~ Martha Rosenthal, Human Sexuality: From Cells to Society, p.247.
āhaving gay parents will harm childrenā
I love that this is cited and sourced ahhhh. Actual researched support! So good.
Hereās Gartrell, Bos, and Goldbergās paper since whatever link that was is broken.

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Someoneās impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollarsā worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months
He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape
āJuliaā¦Iām the penniless CEOā¦you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cardsā
āIāmā¦not doing thatā
āAND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?ā
This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise
SpongeBob, whereās my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didnāt, sorry.
my favorite part is, thereās two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either
humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was
humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it