catboy girlfriend

This is the best rage comic

heterosexual cowboy

(Spoiler: they did not)

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

collection of stardust the super wizard crushing mobsters like soda cans

laughed irl. the real thesis of stardust the super wizard is that green coats make you evil

proof of chocolate chips

i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic

Always great when this is the thumbnail of the weeks forecast

It made the teachers incredibly mad but nobody ever got in trouble. The trick was to drop the Nine Eleven the moment before the song started so they couldn't stop to focus on who was yelling. Once they start the ritual they couldn't stop it or the spell would backfire and the Taliban Would Get You or whatever.

COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!

i’ve watched this like 50 times it’s just such a perfect execution of a ragdoll animation. the sheer commitment to the fall even though it definitely hurt. the way his feet shuffle up and to the side slightly after the killbind as his body transitions from being animated to simulated physics, because they are now colliding with the ground mesh. the mistake people usually make when doing this gag is that they only drop their legs and don’t relax their upper body until they’re on the ground, but all his limbs and even his neck go limp and drop with the same gravity and at the exact same time, fully committing to it. this is oscar worthy