catboy girlfriend

have you guys heard about cats

they go meow btw. not that you care

I care very much, keep going

ok so get this they have ears that go △

It should be illegal for the world to require me to do more than one thing per day.

Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. My Brutal Bunny Attacks

OW! OW! OW! IM BRUTALLY ATTACKEDSTYLES

Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

Do me a favor and imagine a fish ok.

Any fish. Just think about it swimming . This is a healing activity.

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows