catboy girlfriend

have you guys heard about cats

they go meow btw. not that you care

I care very much, keep going

ok so get this they have ears that go △

try as we might, no alternative to phone in bed has been discovered

exactly 265 grams (9.35 ounces) of kity

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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i like the kitties i drew i want to draw them. More. for some reason i cant move my mouse i think my computer is haunted HELP ME IT WON'T MOVE I CAN'T POST THIS oh wait i have a touchscreen hold on here we go

Ricky's pouch/funny report: hehe its still sofd

non if this is true mom is ruining my tigers image

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.