catboy girlfriend

have you guys heard about cats

they go meow btw. not that you care

I care very much, keep going

ok so get this they have ears that go △

it finally happened. Dropped one of my earbuds down a bottomless pit. Gone forever

Why were you hanging out next to bottomless pits? Sorry for your loss btw

i sort packages at work. Some of them we have to put in a really big hole so their gone forever im pretty sure this has happened to everyone’s mail at some point

interesting… what kind of crimes does a package have to do to make it go in a big pit and gone forever?

it’s a today’s lucky winners situation

red mackerel tabby

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.