A group of friends and I did a one shot recently in 5e. The catch is that they play something called āDude Squadā where the only play ādudesā (not exclusively male people, just dude mentality) and they hate all magic and magic users. They think true strength is muscles and only muscles, and have in the past encountered magic users who they then convince to give up magic.
We got told to build a level 17 character for this one shot, most of the other folks had previous Dude Squad characters to resurrect. But I didnāt really want to play a straight martial class. In my heart, spellcasters are my true class, and I didnāt really have a strong idea of what kind of character to make.
So I approached the DM and said, āHey, I have this idea to play a character that pretends to be a martial class but is actually a magic caster?ā My girlfriends character is an aasimar who thinks heās Thor and my backstory was that after meeting him and falling for him she decided to invest heavily in deceptive magic so as not to alienate him.
And my DM. Loved it. So he helped me build an extremely custom character. Two levels in Hexblade warlock gave her a good weapon and the ability to cast disguise self pretty much nonstop to appear buffer than she actually was.
Then there was four levels in Stone sorcerer in order to get 4 sorcery points, the ability to use those points to cast using Subtle Spell and no one could tell sheās casting, and to buff her AC.
Finally there was 11 Bladesong wizard levels in order to get some attack bonuses, even more AC, extra attacks, and the ability to burn spells to take less damage.
So the whole time I was burning spell slots to recharge my sorcery points every time I cast things like Haste and Spider Climb and use my Bladesong powers. We busted through walls and smashed our way through puzzles. We lied and said my character was a Barbarian/Monk so they didnāt bat and eye when she ran on walls with spider climb, but no one noticed when even after dashing she āheld onto the stone wallā without any kind of check.
The final battle: the goblin wizard boss we were fighting had cast invulnerability on himself and had our friend mind controlled. So Iām trying to cover for not attacking as I try to dispel his invulnerability. I can no longer run on walls, or make the jumps my party is making on floating platforms over a spike pit so I try to use my actions on other helpful things like tying ropes for friends in the pit. I manage to dispel the magic on our friend but I burned almost all my spells trying to secretly dispel the bossā spell and finally we just ended up grappling and suffocating him then pummeling him to death.
But at the last moment as weāre running out of this horrible goblin mansion Iām running down a wall and my friends are climbing down. The building says thereās 6 seconds left and my very injured love interest is not gonna make it so my character shouted āFuckfuckfuck!ā Ran over and cast dimension door to bring them both to safety. (Two people got left in the blast but both survived cause Dude Power). Then I critically failed my deception about how I had used magic and came clean and everyone lost their shit when they heard what weād done. Her final confession, after dropping her buff disguise self, was, āWhen I met Kathor I really liked him and he freakinā hates magic so I just kinda figured out how to hide that I was castinā magic cause I though we might go to pound town.ā
Kathor then declared, āIāve never had someone try so hard to get in my pants!ā And swept her up and they messily made out. It was deeply satisfying the wonders that DnD can create, like making a whole class based on the lie that youāre not spellcasting.
