My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

i’ve just seen the craziest image

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

OP, I don’t know if you still see this or if there’s an already existent post you can point me too, but I really want to hear about your fantasy soil types.

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

i love when wikipedia has a really high quality scan of a painting

nothing pisses me off more than a proud “no msg!” label on something. shut up you dumb bitch put the msg back in there so it tastes good. idiot

Nothing worse when looking at food than seeing "We made the food worse cause we're racist" on the container

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.