yo im here to do special services

its a bloggers delight today

what the fuck does "dont cry over spilt milk" even mean what do you mean ive lost a delicious beverage and now you dont want me to tear up over it fuck you whats even your problem even

i like when businesses that have no reason to give you candy give you candy. i got new glasses on monday and the optometrist gave me two pieces of hard candy packaged in their own branding with them

i vividly remember learning about neil armstrongs passing because i found out via a tumblr post with a big reblog chain where one of the additions was a gif of twilight sparkle tearing up

emo boys kissing normal?

medieval clothing store for rapscallions and ne'er-do-wells and the like called Old Knave-y

it would be so awful. it would be so cruel

king minos of carpenter: do you want the house tour i could take you to the first second third floor and i promise there is not a minotaur