The Baked Baker

I love how they’re holding hands even though she’s trying to carry shit in her hand. 

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

greatest recurring bit in monday is every time mulder says “waterbed” and scully ceases to process any further information until she can decide whether there’s some brunette with great sea legs she needs to murder

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

a single 45 min episode of the x files you have seen probably 7 times in ur life can yield an unquantifiable amount of posting. huge ROI

animorphs are the only humans on earth who have seen the shrimp colours

i got assigned a grey alien pen pal and all I send him are polaroids of me grabbing my nuts &flipping the bird

Mulder sent this text