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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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hello vonnie
Not today Justin
Color Me Curious
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
cherry valley forever
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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@bakedbakermom
đ¨đ¨do not message me with your fundraisers, i will block and report.đ¨đ¨
hello i have been in the x-files fandom since 1999 and it has altered me on a cellular level. here are the things i make:
Master Fic List
Master Gif List
Buy me a â! (i am a caffeine-powered smut machine)
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GILLIAN ANDERSON as Dana Scully
The X-Files â 2.25: Anasazi
they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
There is so much fucking rage in my fucking heart when I see people censor the swears
I saw someone censor their own fucking fanfic description on AO3!!! "[The characters] f*ck." DO THEY??? DO THEY?!?!??! HOW CAN I TRUST YOU TO WRITE THE FUCKING WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN DARE USE THE WORD.
Your blog soothes my rage. You make right what has gone wrong.
God fucking bless you.
Honestly yeah tho. Thatâs why I fucking do this. There is a lot of complying in advance I am seeing that we do not need to be doing at all.
Do not lay belly up and die. Say fuck like your life depends on it.
Do not lay belly
up and die. Say fuck like your
life depends on it.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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The directorâs cut of I Want To Believe will not have sex scenes that were cut from the original film, yâall. đ¤Ł
Imagine if it did. Imagine if we learned that there had been sex scenes shot 18 years ago that werenât included in the original film and had never been brought up or mentioned or released as a special feature. And now they were just being dropped in a directorâs cut, not particularly well promoted, in 2026.
Actually, idk. Now that you mention it, I am starting to convince myself.
when the grocery store generic sour strips are good they are the best things ever, but there is zero quality control. for every perfect batch i get at least 3 that are either so sweet they don't count as sour strips, or so unbearably sour i think i'm going to throw up.
This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
real cinema
something
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I am not particularly happy with this but here's another Memento mori sketch :D
gotta stay hydrated, it's hot out there
buttercup life pro tip
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'
Like... come on man, 310 pages isn't even what I would've considered a particularly long book as a kid.
sorry, i can't come my clothes look fcking stupid on me
itâs a pretty well-known phenomenon that you only get a couple seconds with your horror creature fully visible onscreen before it gets âchuckied,â a term coined by yours truly referring to the shift between the first and second acts of childâs play (1988) as the audience gets used to seeing the little chucky puppet moving around and consequently can no longer buy into the filmâs serious slasher tone in the absence of the horror of the unknown. the tuunbaq in the terror and the dogomorph in alien 3 (1992) are also famous victims of chuckyingâjust like how lovecraftian horror usually falls flat on the screen, too much visibility and your scary, amorphous creature will become a very morphous puppet or cgiâd in picture. the easiest way to combat this is of course to keep the creature obscured for as much of the piece as possible; for instance, despite their oppressive presence throughout their respective works, the beast in over the garden wall is shown for less than six frames and the eponymous kaiju of cloverfield (2008) is never properly shown, allowing each to retain their mystery and danger. another route is to simply lean into the campiness of it, like the later childâs play franchise and alien resurrection (1997). in the case of the blob (1958) a mere satirical title sequence song is enough to completely transform a fairly standard creature feature into an enduring masterpiece of hokey fun. the third option to combat chuckying is for the horror creature to constantly transformâthe thing (1982), the fly (1986), and aliens (1986) show their creatures in loving detail, but there is always something the audience hasnât seen yet, something they donât know to brace themselves for. itâs a fine line to walk, of course, but thatâs the nature of the game when you want to turn the concept of the unknown into something knowable enough to bite you
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1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue
TXF Summer Fic Exchange
In the great tradition of @gaycrouton (my favorite exchange organizer), I'm putting together a X Files Summer Exchange.
Details: Sign Up is between now and July 10th if you want to receive a fic gift. Add your details to the sign up sheet pick your summer themed prompt (there is a tab with some prompt suggestions, but feel free to write your own) and add any important notes to help your author (e.g 'no major character deaths', 'I like to see Mulder cry'... normal stuff). It works like Secret Santa, where once the sign up is closed you will receive a private message with your recipient and fic prompt.
July 11th I will individually send out the details for the exchange recipient and more detailed instructions.
Publish Date: August 9th
Length: No restrictions, but try to get to at least 600 words if it's a gift for someone.
Do you want to participate but don't want the pressure of a due date or writing a fic for someone else? No worries!
All summer themed x files stories are welcomed (and feel free to browse our prompts), just tag #TXFSummerExchange26 in Tumblr and link your story to our AO3 Collection any time AFTER August 9th.
How to use Musical Prompts: Song lyrics and melodies can be a fun challenge for writers and the idea is to use the song however it inspires you; whether it be using the themes of a song for your story, or even finding a way to incorporate the actual song into your fic.
Have an idea for an additional fic, no problem, feel free to write and tag additional Summer themed stories you come up with if you want.
Questions? Email: [email protected]
