Rextopher

advertisements for clayton furniture 'space savers,' 1977.

usually i subject spam contacts on telegram to shrimp rp but they dont even play along if youre a moth. whats the point

mr. tea dragon

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

PS1

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

Cause like. Now I can't stop thinking about it. Emperors trying to acquire exotic pokemon from foreign lands for their heirs. A queen scouring the land for pokemon experts after her ten-year-old chooses a particularly hard-to-tame companion. Murmurings about this or that ambitious lord who skirted the edges of propriety by awarding a rejected starer to his own son, instead of passing it along to the military as would be custom. Princesses showing favor to their chosen knights by sending their pokemon over with a token for the jousts. Rumblings over the succession because the new King never did manage to train his starter pokemon, but his younger, more charismatic brother rides his into battle. Assassins targeting pokemon companions to discredit and punish the political rivals of their employers, because kinslaying might be taboo but there are no divine laws against shooting your cousin's kangaskhan.

This mission took them many months to complete, I believe. These things took time to build. Grace learning to pilot the ship took long enough for Rocky to make the cockpit more habitable for himself. These small, gradual changes didn't just happen overnight. And I didn't even talk about their vocab growing and language and cultural barriers shrinking.

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

stars and glitter

Anyone who is telling you that you can ONLY drink plain water to stay hydrated is incredibly misinformed, even if they have experience with high temperatures.

Remember that you need salt

being a fox party at the mossy wood at 10 dont be late

but only once.