Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Andulka
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Origami Around
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@chaos-monkeyy
Updated pinned post!
Figured it was time, the original one has just gotten too unwieldy to keep updated 😂 Also, I have some new shit on the go!
My links:
AO3 for all my fic - Patreon to support (but don't join right now, I'm on something of an unwilling writing hiatus) - Medium for original works
tumblrs: porn sideblog @horny-monkeyy - personal sideblog @deeper-into-the-chaos
My main tags and warnings:
So you can search or filter as you need, details below the cut xx
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magic sword that glows when is senses danger nearby, except the sword has anxiety and is almost constantly glowing
kind of a Nightblood melded with Murderbot situation
What is your current proximity to A Creature, as of the moment you see this poll?
I am encountering at a creature right now!
It would take me a few minutes or less to encounter a creature
It would take me a few hours to encounter a creature
I will be able to encounter a creature by this time tomorrow
It would take me a few days to encounter a creature
It would take me more than a week to encounter a creature
I do not know when I will next be able to encounter a creature
I am unable to encounter creatures
kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed
<- OP u can’t hide these in the tags
[image description: tags reading "#except kaladin would be like 'it's impossible to determine a number... battle is so chaotic... does any soldier know the true count of the #lives he has taken at war? how cheaply we hold men's lives that we can kill them and not even know the weight of what we've destroyed' #and szeth would be like 'i've killed 10535 people and each one is a nail i'm driving directly into my eye 👍' #then whoever asked the question is like 'i mean how many people have you slept with' and they're both like 'oh, zero' #stormlight archive #szeth son son vallano #kaladin stormblessed". End description]
Proud to present the completed fic:
To Shards, You Say...
Rated Explicit, 7000 words. Ed/various Type 1-6 Negative Investiture Entities and a dragon. Also Ed & Dusk, Ed & Chrysalis, Ed & Starling. Spoilers for Isles of the Emberdark. Summary: Ed comes to realize he has a vore fetish, and like a true academic, explores the possibilities.
A little Teen-rated snippet below the cut:
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okay, let's poll-write some silly smut together!!! 🍾 And yes I am absolutely making this entire approach up as I go along, I have no idea where it will wind up, so we'll find out if it works 😅
Starting the ride off with...
who's finally gotten a few minutes to himself to jack off?
Captain Pike
Mobius
Hank Anderson
Teft
Dr. Ratthi
Commander Adama
Jack O'Neill
John Sheppard
Gale Dekarios
yep, pretty much
Image descriptions:
a series of screenshots of John Oliver explaining "Our main story tonight concerns AI. It saves significant time writing emails, and all it costs us is everything else on Earth."
End ID.
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
Reblog and put in the tags if you’re old enough to remember renting movies from the video store
Moon Joy June: Lunar Inspo
Moon Joy June artists! This is the second week of Moon Joy June, and the prompt is “Moon.” If you’re an artist looking for some inspiration, we have a treat for you: four new and previously unseen images from our Artemis II mission!
All four of these images were captured on April 6, 2026, during flight day 6 of the mission, when the four astronauts aboard the Orion spacecraft conducted the lunar flyby of their ten-day journey. During the lunar flyby, NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, and Christina Koch, and Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen captured photographs and collected scientific observations of the Moon in meticulous detail.
You can find more images from the lunar flyby here. If you’re feeling inspired to make some art dedicated to our celestial neighbor, you can share your creations on Tumblr with the #ArtemisArtShow hashtag!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Work in Progress Wednesday
How to play:
Save the banner below (or create your own - or just do text!) and use it for your own post.
Share something that you're working on. A draft, a snippet, an idea you're currently vibing with. Give the people a peek behind the curtain. AND/OR
Share a work in progress from someone else that you're excited about. Talk about what you're looking forward to or hoping for. Give the creator a shout out or a pep talk. AND/OR
Tell a creator directly that you love their WIP and why you love it - either in a comment or an ask or in tags on a post.
BONUS: share a prompt that you're never going to fill yourself (for whatever reason) and tell folks to run with it.
Have fun!
Sigh
More AI bullshit spam targeting writers on AO3, FYI
Time to block and report 🙄 🖕
okay, let's poll-write some silly smut together!!! 🍾 And yes I am absolutely making this entire approach up as I go along, I have no idea where it will wind up, so we'll find out if it works 😅
Starting the ride off with...
who's finally gotten a few minutes to himself to jack off?
Captain Pike
Mobius
Hank Anderson
Teft
Dr. Ratthi
Commander Adama
Jack O'Neill
John Sheppard
Gale Dekarios
okay, let's poll-write some silly smut together!!! 🍾 And yes I am absolutely making this entire approach up as I go along, I have no idea where it will wind up, so we'll find out if it works 😅
Starting the ride off with...
who's finally gotten a few minutes to himself to jack off?
Captain Pike
Mobius
Hank Anderson
Teft
Dr. Ratthi
Commander Adama
Jack O'Neill
John Sheppard
Gale Dekarios
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Branderson calls himself a prude and then his worldbuilding includes a plant called knobweed that you squeeze for its milky sap
I mean
Steam: Extracting Package...
Me: heh 😏 Hank/Connor-coded 😏
