Call me Chaos! He/they, too old for this shit // I write smut and kink and also talk about writing // Fandom, fanfic & original fic // AO3 - Patreon - Medium
Figured it was time, the original one has just gotten too unwieldy to keep updated π Also, I have some new shit on the go!
My links:
AO3 for all my fic - Patreon to support (but don't join right now, I'm on something of an unwilling writing hiatus) - Medium for original works
tumblrs: porn sideblog @horny-monkeyy - personal sideblog @deeper-into-the-chaos
My main tags and warnings:
So you can search or filter as you need, details below the cut xx
#chaosfic - my own writing.
#chaos answers and #chaos babbles - my ask replies or posts about my writing, fandom stuff, live read or watch reactions, and random thoughts.
#smut - explicit post content or link to a fic with explicit sexual content.
#(kink) - more hardcore than just smut, blanket tag for most kink, except for...
#omo - holding / wetting / desperation (itβs the pee content folks; and sometimes it's just #p/iss); and also...
#in/cest - pretty self-explanatory.
#its TMI time - real life sex and kink topics (whether my own or in an ask).
#dark fic - heavy non-con (the DDNE level stuff), or angsty/whumpy major character death, etc.
I tag posts by their fandom, and by ship and/or individual characters as applicable. I'm pretty good about tagging consistently for spoilers or by season / book / etc. when it's for newer stuff!
When it's not about #fandom, #writing, or #writer problems, I tag it as #random. Or #cats. I like cats. And also #polls.
Also, just FYI, I rarely bother using tumblr's mature content post thingy. I don't trust them not to just nuke anything helpfully self-flagged for Mature Themes one day π
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someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing
im glad this version of the post is making rounds now. the amount of casual ai use i see some teachers do these days is disgusting and they genuinly dont see the problem with making school assignments for children using chatgbt, and even encourage them to use it themselves. school is about teaching kids how to think and they're taking that away from them. this is a sickness and we should be calling it out more so people realize the damage they're doing
i subbed a 7th grade class a few months ago and i gave them a written assignment and they had to use their textbook to find answers and weren't allowed to copy the text, they had to rewrite the answers in their own words. a simple thing i was taught as a kid. i banned the use of ipads and phones for the duration of the class.
50% of the kids couldn't find the many of the answers, even though they only had one chapter to read. the other 45% didnt know how to rewrite the answers in their own words. only 5% finished the assignment properly. they asked me repeatedly if they could ask chatgbt. almost all of their handwriting was on 1-4th grade levels. i struggled to read most of it.
this isnt their fault. the school system is failing them. the adults are failing them. 'we're evolving with the times' we are losing our ability to think for ourselves, and its all thanks to the system being set up. we should all be angry. why aren't we more angry
"Learn the fundamentals first" seems like really sound universal advice, and as a former classical musician, I can vouch for it. You will have a more solid foundation for increasing complexity if you put in the time to study in a structured way. If you don't, you'll have a lot of shit to fix later.
As a former music teacher, I can also say that "learn the fundamentals first" is the death knell for a vast percentage of beginners, especially adult learners.
I've run into this with drawing several times, where some well-meaning artist has lectured me on needing to study anatomy properly or not use shortcuts like CSP brushes. And oh, believe me, I know. I know exactly how to learn an artistic discipline in a structured way. I just...don't want to!
The thing is, I'm not aiming to be a professional artist. I want to draw my gay little anime guys. I would undoubtedly improve at art much faster if I approached every gay little anime guy drawing as a study exercise. But I would also have quit drawing a decade ago if I couldn't just let myself enjoy drawing imperfect fucked-up little guys with whatever shortcuts I needed to body myself across the finish line.
With my adult piano students, my approach was always "What's your goal?" If their goal was to learn exactly one Elton John songbook to play at parties, then...that's what we did. We'd put tape on the keys to label the notes, and just fuckin go for it. Learning exactly one Elton John songbook is a good and noble musical goal, full stop.
Some of my students needed and enjoyed a more structured approach to learning; if they wanted to be able to play classical music, then yes, scales were going to have to enter the equation at some point. And yet others would learn the Elton John songbook, catch their white whale, and realize they wanted to explore more of the ocean. The scales were still there for them to learn!
Often the choice isn't between "learn art well" and "learn art imperfectly" - the choice is between "learn art imperfectly" and "don't do art at all." To which I say, learn imperfectly! Or, what the hell, don't 'learn' art. Just do, and enjoy the doing of it.
You have official permission from your local pretentious classical music snob: fuck the fundamentals. You can always unfuck them later (but only if you want to).
Three gifs of a white man in a blue shirt saying 'People doubt bisexuality, especially in men, I feel like. People are like, "You're not really bi, you're just straight and confused" or "gay and confused." I can be bi and confused!'
I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine
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genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.
come with me hold my hand. listen. the age gap is sometimes part of why the ship is so good. thatβs okay. god isnβt going to smite you for liking an age gap relationship between fictional characters. go now. be free from the mind prison youβve locked yourself in
Just read the 100 first pages of Oathbringer yesterday, which is to say I got to the first Dalinar backstory chapter and it's legitimately a fucking masterpiece
There's something so Beautiful in how fucking Weird it is. We've spent over 2000 pages by now with present/adult Dalinar who has clearly had more than one good fucking think on who he used to be and who he Wants to be (which we also know is controversial because Sadeas et al. keeps mocking him for turning soft, but we can clearly tell from how Dalinar talks about his past self that he was less than proud of that shit in hindsight) and honestly, even If you know that Oathbringer is Dalinar's backstory book
Holy shit that first chapter is Perfection. It's so creepy. It's so Weird. It feels weird. It feels Wrong. And it's amazing.
Like this is without a doubt the most straight up bloodthirsty we've seen Anyone in the series act as far as I can remember, because a lot of Stormlight characters, even when they're doing A Fuckton of Murder are at best either regretting it but doing it anyways because they have to or justified by the ends to their means, but flashback Dalinar is just here to kill and have a good time, and having a good time for him Is killing
It's fucking Brutal. He's overly violent for the sake of it, he's making damn sure to kill Everyone even if they're fleeing or have given up or are literally begging him for mercy. He doesn't even care about the fucking politics. As he himself says, Gavilar points, he slaughters.
It's essentially a completely different character, and yet you can still 100% see all the modern Dalinar stuff, the fact that he clearly has a habit of recruiting enemy soldiers he thinks are good is actually SUCH a fantastic piece of information KNOWING that he takes a chance on Kaladin and co just because they're loyal and well-organised and Have Something Guiding them, and even if he's "worse" nowadays, it's not like Dalinar isn't still like. top 3 fighters on every battlefield at Worst.
So it's absolutely Dalinar. And that's why it's so creepy because it Shouldn't be Dalinar. But it is. We know all of this is supposedly true about him and yet when we finally see it is is 100% brutality no bars held from start to finish to the point where it almost feels charicaturized
So if you haven't heard already, Tim Horton's is doing a Harry Potter promotional event in August. I'm a transsexual/intersex refugee from the US, and learning that a Canadian entity is promoting the work of JK Rowling and funding her anti-trans/anti-woman hate campaign with their earnings is extremely disheartening and appalling, considering I fled here to escape a hostile and discriminatory anti-trans environment. Is there anything we could do to push back against Tim Horton's and persuade them to drop the promotion, such as a letter-writing campaign?
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seriously Brandon, I love you but you can't make Dalinar be built like an unusually large and intimidating brick wall, give him a canonically fantastic ass, and have him do things like purposely get run through by a sword to the chest, spit blood everywhere, throw his bloodied undershirt at Queen Fen's (probably hot) son, and then wander off half-naked to go lift an enormous block of stone all by himself and magically heal a shattered temple-- and then expect us to believe he's not hot because, like, his nose is crooked or whatever. (...from being broken repeatedly during all that totally not-sexy fighting he does)
To all those who have posted a Cosmere fic recently, please be aware that the "I love your work, I'll draw you a comic, just pay me (never makes a comic)" scam bots have travelled from ao3 comments and are now in my DMs, and they might be in yours too.
Do NOT trust them! A legitimate comic artist who is looking for paying work from fans will offer commissions on their own page/site and wait for you to contact them. A legitimate comic artist who is looking for something fun to draw will ask permission to use your work as the base for their art, and won't ask you for money!
Looking up people who have posted on ao3 in the last couple weeks...sorry if I can't remember or couldn't find your tumblr on your ao3 profile.
@channelingstormlight, @cuubism, @sonzorya, @arborplasm, @fairyplam, @rhythm-of-lesbianism, @akorah, @blindradiant, @chaos-monkeyy, @isdalinarhot, @natequarter, @calcifur96, @jennydolfen, @kelsierspedicure
Please spread the word, to keep our community safe from scammers! And if you have any screenshots or examples of what to look out for, that's helpful too (I wanted to save mine but I forgor)
Haven't gotten hit with the scam DMs yet, but I posted a screenshot of that exact type of AO3 scam comment just the other day! (ID in post alt text)
π¬ 5Β Β π 3Β Β β€οΈ 9Β Β·Β PSA, writer friends:
the AO3 spam comments are coming from inside the accounts now too ππ and comments unfortunately can't
I've gotten multiple comments at different times on recent fics lately that always include:
1. An AI-generated summary of "favourite parts" taken from the fic (and once, the comment was the actual generic prompt pasted in, not even the fake comment)
2. Something to the effect of "I'm an artist / I create comics and the way you have written [X] works well for me. I think your work would make a great comic / artwork."
3. Contact info to message them on another app, sometimes with added spaces between words, and which I've noticed often doesn't match the handle they've used to make the AO3 comment with.
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the AO3 spam comments are coming from inside the accounts now too ππ and comments unfortunately can't be marked as spam unless they're from a guest user.
(I blacked out the obviously AI generated summary because of the very explicit content lol)
Anyway, I blocked and deleted, and I'm going to look at whether I can report the account as well. Sigh.