a stillness in the air

Yeah, they didn’t think that one through.

#and remember maryland (unhinges jaw as black smoke pours from my ears and mouth)

The “take place tonight” in the middle of the elder god monologue is the most ominous part.

So THAT’S why the mail is fucked up!

The list is long but that's a big one.

LET LOVE AND LUST BE MONSTROUS.

i feel like Guillermo del Toro ghostwrote that

yeah.

yeah.

lord give me the confidence of a cishet music critic writing a review of a mika album

tbh all of these are great compliments

Tag yourself, I’m indecently theatrical

Me, walking into 2021 with my eyes closed: I’m one with the force and the force is with me I’m one with the force and the force is with me I’m one with the force and the force is with me

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

CHAPTER 2 IS OUT

This is actually an amazing fic, I highly recommend :3

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

world heritage post

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?