sad damsel in tower seeking brooding butch knight

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

I can’t name one thing that happened in Tiger Woods’s golf career but I can remember all of his major personal failures

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

Do we have any updates on how long ao3 is gonna be down? I’m in the middle of a fic 😭😭😭

Great news! It’s back up

Bad news again - it’s back down 😭😭😭

Good news…? It’s seemingly back up again

It’s back down again. The ao3 status page says to now expect it to be down for “several hours” as they investigate why it’s been going offline and coming back online all fucking day

Some give me link 🤌🤌🤌 ASAP PLEASE

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[Image ID: Tumblr post from agnesMontague on Apr 30, 2024 reading: im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape, /End ID]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Do we have any updates on how long ao3 is gonna be down? I’m in the middle of a fic 😭😭😭

Great news! It’s back up

Bad news again - it’s back down 😭😭😭

Good news…? It’s seemingly back up again

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again