the only impossible, logical way in

Good

Direct Action

Hero

I feel this on a molecular level

a lot of really weird shit has happened in 2017 but in the gaming sphere specifically “EA Games employee claiming to have received death threats over Star Wars Battlefront 2 microtransactions isn’t actually an employee at EA and is instead some kind of bizarre EA Games Customer Service Roleplay Account” has gotta take the cake 

I think the fact that KOTAKU of all sites uncovering this through genuine investigative journalism makes it ever weirder.

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

What if the first thing aliens encounter regarding humans is an aerobics video and their diplomats show up to Earth decades late wearing spandex and headbands and blasting 80s pop?

then we poppin the biggest bottles. next question