oh man this rivalry is gettin heated yall

I feel like something GREAT is going to happen to me. I feel like something WONDERFUL has happened. It hasn't reached me yet but it's on its way.

cliff would start flirting like mad the second he hears ilya is genderfluid ”so that means you’re like a girl sometimes? i’m straight baby”

ok wait before i do go. you know whats beautiful? Pleaky really laid that pussy on him........ and nothing will ever change that

as per my last reblog,

*Matthew Morrison as Coach Brandon Wiebe voice*: you’re all minorities… you’re on the Ottawa Centaurs

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

kinda wanna play in the intox kink sandbox but I wanna intoxicate Ilya

people are always like "girls and gays" and then include lesbians in neither

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

any post can be wet shane wednesday because i intuitively know he's always....well. i shane't say

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government