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thyrell

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

thyrell

irs.

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parakavka

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

dogpuppy

sappho-official

gumy-shark

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

shirleyjacksons

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

shirleyjacksons

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

stripedroseandsketchpads

So is he making Stephen King’s Welcome to Plathville or…

#does Mike Flannigan know he can make original work??#like obviously he's done plenty but why even bother calling it an adaptation???????#the whole abuse dynamic is so integral to the story?!

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misscromwellsmonocle

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

devilmeows

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

devilmeows

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

number-one-toku-robot-lover

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

anarchistmemedistro

62 8

technofeudalism

g00burr

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

anarchistmemedistro

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

paparoach

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thoughtportal

your medical data should be private

your financial data should be private

your personal data should be private and protected from whomever you want to to be protected from.

troublepunk-ldn

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

tiktoksthataregood-ish

salamandorange

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

cephalon-sancti

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

augustdementhe

"I don't want you doing that, please. No, let's not. Let's no-I SAID STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME, STEPHANIE."

jerseymuppet

kissin kate barlow has the best villain origin story ever put to paper. if i fell in love with a sweet man who just wanted to sell onions and show of his sick carpentry skills and they killed him for being black i think i would also snap and kill everyone involved in the most ironic way possible.

#“I can fix that” actually the basis of every damn fic I write

campsis

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

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beardaxemcbreadhobnob

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

beardaxemcbreadhobnob

decadence….

pookieshane

Endless gifs of Shane Hollander 18/∞

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