bruh.

every time Shane bends over there’s a Non Zero percent chance Ilya will creep up behind him, grab his hips and start fake thrusting and groaning. which should be funny except he’s too good at the noises and Oh Shane is hard now. great. Looks like he’s loading the laundry After they fuck on the counter

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

Well of course there’s shame. There’s always shame.

of course there’s also love…

im a protected species you fucking asshole