Scientific Hooliganism

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

Part 2 of The Nightmare Comic. 

I spent a lot of time wondering about The Rules & how it all probably worked. 

Summary:

With the Mystery Shack under new management -- and finally using the internet for publicity -- a long forgotten presence makes itself known to the Ramirez family at the start of the summer.

Author:

@bren-the-chicken

Submitter's notes:

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

“Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”

“I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 

“Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”

“Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”

“So why did I have to punch that guy?”

“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”

“I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”

“Please stop petting the test subjects. ”

“That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”

“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 

“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”

“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”

“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”

“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”

“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”

Vampire Beach 2

Ageless Linux intends to force the issue before the California state supreme court, then ultimately (probably) the Supreme Court of the United States (SCOTUS). It's a stupid, dangerous law, voted into place by legislators who either don't understand the core issue OR knowingly voted for it because they're assholes.

California is an influential state in the US. Many laws & regulations passed there eventually trickle out to most states. That's why it's worrisome to see this kind of thing rammed through, and why it's important to fight it.

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been thinking about the lil time jump in tots where stan got the chance to put his beanie away and dump his bag somewhere while ford refuses to tell him anything until stan sees the portal

especially when getting to the portal involves a long awkward elevator ride and going through the rest of the lab to get to the portal room

but also stan managing to see and memorise ford's code to the elevator during that said awkward walk... (which the kids and soos only got because j3 has it on one of ford's last pages)

+ stan's hope for their reunion crumbling as they slowly make their way to the hell basement

it also kills me that stan likely had other clothes in his duffle bag but after the portal incident he wore the same clothes for weeks because he was too depressed to bother and only roughly patched up his jacket so people wouldn't see his brand when he's forced to go outside or starve....

it does make me wonder about an au where stan was more of a hermit and never figured out the mystery shack because the townsfolk were less pushy and susan never brought up the idea of tours, meaning stan wouldn't have that reaon to mask all the time but also missing that sense of success/joy in his life.....