Scientific Hooliganism

God being a writer would be so great if I didn't have to write anything

Wait I just remembered that ai books exist and the empty spectre of being a writer without writing anything suddenly gave me the urge to eat nails. Post rescinded. I'll write the fucking chapter.

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

This is pretty much the only fanon idea I have ever decided to hold personally true. I love it. It is the best.

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun

up my butt and hope to die

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you