reblog to save a life
ok real talk true story: one time my old roommate and her friend decided they were gonna make pot brownies. they bought an 8th and used it to make a batch. they didn’t really understand the concept of edibles and thought they needed to split the entire pan of brownies between the two of them
homegirl was high for three days
I have never seen a realer post on tumblr.
So I live in the Netherlands and as most people who live here can tell you, don’t buy your edibles or weed from Amsterdam because that’s all shitty tourist stuff. Anyway when I first moved here I totally bought edibles from Amsterdam and they did NOTHING (3 full brownies later I had a small buzz that lasted like 10 minutes). Anyway fast forward a few months and I’m up in Haarlem which is like pretty close to Amsterdam but much less touristy. I found a nice little shop that sold pot cupcakes! But they were like the bite sized kind and were really cheap so I assumed they were fairly weak if I only gotta pay like €4 for them. Anyway I bought several and went to the train for my 3.5 hour train ride back down to Maastricht, and I decided I wanted to try the cupcakes out. I ate one full cupcake even though it said eat only half at a time. Now lemme tell you how these tiny cupcakes surprised the shit out of me: firstly, I’ve NEVER heard of an edible kick in as fast as these. This wasn’t like a placebo effect, like literally 5 minutes after eating it the high started kicking in which was the exact moment I went “oh shit”. Secondly, these tiny things packed one hell of a punch. I mean this was a pretty smooth high but it kept going up and up and up and whenever I thought I peaked it just kept going. So here I am on a train just listening to music and completely dissociating and the person came to check my ticket to which I proceeded to give him every card in my wallet because I didn’t know which one he wanted.
TL;DR: I ate a mini weed cupcake on the train and while it made the trip much more interesting, i wouldn’t recommend it because I did miss my stop after I dissociated for like 2 straight hours
