Scientific Hooliganism

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

Btw the mini kirs is the SOUL and not Kris so this means that the player in this case is absolutely cracked at whatever smash the physics are based on

wrong it is kris actually it represents a part of themself that they fear and it's also the part of themself that's fucking busted at marth

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

important addition i forgot that not everyone might know. similar to how ao3 bookmarks work, you can also link to non-ao3 fanworks using this format. so, for instance, if theres some fanart on tumblr that inspired you to write the fic? you can link that fanart to your fic!

Popular ships are so funny because with some of them I can even see the vision, but with others I see their serious believers as the flat earthers of fandom

I love that Rocky is a bland beige rock with too many limbs and no face! I love that he's so unmarketable and goes against the rules of character design principles!! Yet he is SO beloved!!! he sparks joy in millions!!!! In times where big corps try to replace art with the most boiled-down-edges-smoothened slop thats supposed to appeal to everyone and in doing so: appeals to no-one-- We have Rocky. I love you Rocky.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

you are fucking died. game oval.

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here