I'm Wasting My Life

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

Oh my god

Jesus fuckin Christ..

@concentrated-sunshine

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

HAGIBFIAFAFDB IM WHEEZING ON MY BED THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS

If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

i want to do both

why is liking body hair on women considered, like, a weird fetish when it’s literally just.. the female body’s natural form…

men dumb