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Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

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Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him

Anyway that’s why you wear wool and a life jacket babeeeyyyy

I know a lot of people are reblogging this for writing reference, but I like to believe that 7,000 people on this site were actually continually living in fear about this specific situation and that when the time comes, I’ve prepared them with what they need to know to survive.

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

this is why I love this hellsite

What a dazzling beauty! ✨ Like many deep-sea creatures, some siphonophore species like the giant siphonophore are bioluminescent, meaning they can create their own light.

I genuinely can’t tell if this is a shitpost or a quote from the book, well done

Please don’t do this. Sarlaccs can’t digest those plastic balls and they have no way to excrete them. With its innards full of indigestible plastic balls it won’t be able to break down its actual organic prey easily. You will starve an essential part of the Tattooine desert ecosystem to death.

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

Palpatine is dead within the hour

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