Onions and Garlic 2
OiI on canvas
mmm yes. Wish there weren't any onions though :(

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Three Goblin Art
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occasionally subtle

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Onions and Garlic 2
OiI on canvas
mmm yes. Wish there weren't any onions though :(

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Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body
USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️
tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls
are you a medieval silk road merchant

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my gf said something sooo insane about helly the other day and i cannot stop thinking about it. she was like. helena and helly’s relationship is almost maternal. the way helena created helly as an extension of herself, to serve her interests, to try and impress her own family. she scolds helly, talks down to her like a child. “i understand you’re unhappy with the life you’ve been given” “i am a person, you are not”. the way she envies and resents helly’s freedom. the way she feels entitled to helly’s life and is now living vicariously through her in the most literal sense. what if you created life and now they’re experiencing the things you’ve always wanted for yourself. what if you created life and they were flawed and loud and demanding and they were loved more than you’ve ever been. and you hated them for it. the mother/daughterisms are insane my girlfriend is insane
#I just liked this post at first but I can’t stop thinking about it#innies as a metaphor for children with outies as their parents is……..#so fucking fascinating too#like#why do we have children?#what does it cost us and how do they forgive us#mark severing to make a new version of him without trauma#Dylan severing to make a better version of himself who can achieve what he can’t#Irving severing to serve a higher purpose and fulfill a moral goal#and how their innies manifest outside of their outies control#then of course subvert and become their own people ughhghghgh I’m feral
(@/phemiec)
I wish I could find the original post but many years ago I was crashing at a high school friends house and he had me sleeping on some couch cushions that unfolded into a “bed,” except the cushions kept shifting and separating as you slept on them. So I had this elaborate dream that everyone on the planet had at some point been forced to sleep at my friends house, and the situation with the cushions separating was a single common experience that every living human had. And world peace was achieved through a movement called “push them together,” accompanied by a motion like pressing your open hands together as if to pray. Rock stars were doing it on stage, politicians were signing historic peace accords and doing the “push them together” motion, it saved the whole world
why so celibate
-the jerker
Why did this make me laugh
Because my friend you have a jovial soul
Phil Epp, Paintings.
Contemporary masterworks from American artist Phil Epp.
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“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”
— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
This paragraph went in so many different directions before it ended. What the fuck Ursula

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*multiplies you by 1*
Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred
I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way
job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 😰
interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.
Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
No my entire life i’ve made a furious jerk off motion and gone bleh blehhh bleh and walked away. But i was thinking of trying something different
I grew up in a shed and only saw sunlight through the cracks in the wood
Conversation with a Native Son: Maya Angelou and James Baldwin

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
does jafar love me
hell no bitch
every emotional fandom post is written like this
oscar the grouch, who lived and loved in a trash can
oscar the grouch, who ate rotten bananas because he didn't have the self esteem to try for fresh ones
oscar the grouch, who pushed big bird away because his love burned as bright as the sun and oscar the grouch knew he was the moon