Maya The Bee 🐝

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c'est justerminé

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

wait. the beach that makes you old is an actual movie? 😭 i thought it was just a ben shapiro meme

DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS???

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

Let's tell a story one word at a time

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World Heritage Post

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I think I'm in love with you

"the most unrealistic thing about project hail mary is that a woman is in charge" WRONG look up the glass cliff. women are much more likely to be promoted to positions of power when things are going poorly and people need a woman to blame. she refers to herself as the "world's whipping boy." the person put in the position to have to commit ecological and humanitarian crimes of that scale in order to save the earth would only ever be a woman.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

'I Refused To Engage With The Fantasy World By It's Own Standards And Demanded They Work By My Political Biases, So Now The Human And Demon Worlds Are Aligned Together In Hunting Me For Being An Insufferable Asshole.'

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IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN