gonna lose followers for this

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parents will unironically be like if my son, who has been saying fag and watching pornos on his phone since he was 10 years old, takes a single sex education course with a teacher clinically explaining erections to a snickering classroom, he will become sexualized and confused. please respect our decision that he doesn't know about homosexuality yet.

oh and god beware i catch any trans shit at school. his education on that topic belongs firmly in the hands of jerkmate ads, ts pussy hunters clips sent by friends to do gay chicken with each other and fortnite futanari horsecock animations. thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Homophobes think about gay sex more than gay people do” WRONG I’m winning I promise you I’m winning

when people say "death to america" they mean they want the communist death army to storm every city in america and kill everyone there including babies and old people and animals too and then they are going to take a bunch of bulldozers and dynamite and such and demolish all of the buildings and trees and mountains and everything until the entire country is just a smoldering crater. just wanted to clear that up