cat dead. details later

i wasn't ready for that..lol

The subtitles do really good work at conveying tone and mood here, but it's worth having sound on just for the noise he makes when she gets out of it.

Tbh when gay guys complain about the bisexuals I just know it’s cuz they got wack pussy and some bi guy told them he’s going back to women to have a wife n kids bc they showed him ain’t shit goin on this side of the fence. Every bi guy I’ve known was hooked Ive toppled baddies u couldn’t afford to be in the same room with #stepyourfaggotpussyup

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek