an ongoing love letter to myself

did anyone hear that

i think there's something out here

i'm scared. is anyone there?

help

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

Metroidvania that does the original flavour Metroid "protagonist takes off their helmet during the credits and surprise, they're a girl!" thing, except we saw them out of armour during the game's intro and they at least appeared to be a dude at the time, so this is surprising to them as well.

metroidvania but she transitioned at the end

ahh, we could combine the terms "trans" and "metroidvania" , and call that as transylvanla

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils