an ongoing love letter to myself

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

Idk how hot a take it is but sometimes novels should just be left as standalones

'Left as standalones' DOES mean they don't need a sequel but crucially also ALSO means they do not need a prequel

one of the reasons why Columbo is so funny is because he will get on his suspect's nerves sooo badly and then the suspect cannot do anything about it because Columbo will go "I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday! I'm just a little birthday boy!" with the suspect and Columbo both knowing full well that Columbo is lying but the suspect cannot say a word about it not being Columbo's birthday due to the social conventions surrounding them and the fact that they are indeed guilty of murder

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

i don't actually think star wars is space fantasy. 99.9% of people in the GFFA are just in a regular science fiction story. but also have a low likelihood of meeting a real actual wizard.

the odds of a wizard just showing up are low but never zero

the rebellion is pretty clearly pro-jedi (use 'may the force be with you' as a sign-off in mission briefings) but i can easily imagine some rebels being like oh i get it, the force is symbolic right? it's a metaphor for the interconnected nature of life. and then Mon Mothma & co are there like for the last time the force is real and if you don't watch out Darth Vader is going to use it to kill you

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving