Herein Lurks the Loony

“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” is such a beautiful, profound, and real quote that you’d think it came from 1970s spirk fanfiction but it was actually written by Jane Austen

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

Unsexily leaning forward and shaking my chainmail t-shirt off before getting in bed