it's still you.

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

i like when someone in a public restroom just fully drops their pants around their ankles. fuck it we are young and wild

let loose.

lets let our hair down and act like tonight is forever

liking a straight woman’s critique of a straight man’s misogynistic video and then taking back my like at the end when she tries to make a joke abt him being gay #lol we’re never getting out of here like we’re neverrrrrr getting out of here why are gay ppl driving the bus all of a sudden

i saw another one of these where a woman was rightfully complaining abt how her male instacart drivers never picked up stuff properly from her list until she changed her name to a man’s name and it’s like yeah that’s awful but then at the end she had to go “it’s giving….. dl 🙄” well girl no it’s giving misogyny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.

I like how all the airline companies made checking bags more expensive and now while youre waiting for the plane all they do is beg you to volunteer to check your carryon bag for free

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary