So Sometimes Titles Happen

only if it has an organizational system

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

I was thinking about my MiaoJiu that’s been declawed and wears nail guards and now I’m going to hurt you with PuppyQingyuan who’s always quiet and patient and never gets loud because he was debarked by his Shizun after he kicked up a fuss about saving MiaoJiu.

Yes! Let's get an adult to be the one helping Bruce!!! It is needed!

I mean... this is ALSO a good outlit for Jason's later rage? Clearly Bruce WOULD HAVE Avenged him... if this emotional BRAIN CONTROL (it is not) wasn't stopping him? Which switches Jason's focus. Whiiiich leads his sickly reanimated body STRAIGHT to the one dude capable of dragging him to the Yeti ER.

Yankees can't imagine a world without the United States of America. That's why they think a future where the USA has collapsed as a world where civilization itself has collapsed. They find it easier to imagine abandoned bombed-out cities and Mad Max highway gangs than transitional governments brokering international trade agreements.

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

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