you are the instrument by which the universe cares

i like when i put a little emoticon at the end of my parentheticals (like this ^_^) because it turns it into a messageworm

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

we do not appreciate enough that tumblr gives you the option to opt out of the algorithm. like this is an absolutely vital piece of what makes this website usable. there are sooo many issues with this place but this one thing is so important and so good and completely differentiates tumblr from other social media and im just so intensely grateful for that. and its insane that these are the times we live in, the idea of a chronological following tab feels like such an obvious feature and this used to be how all social media operated... jesus

your cat was an honor to see in the window

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

I would immediately suspect you to be the whimsical assassin who killed them