you're braver than you think

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

we used to own items

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous