Ball-jointed Catgirl

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

phantom wings are normal. everyone has those. it’s people without phantom wings who are weird

thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?

not that i would know what that's like

not that i would know what that's like

not that i would know what that's like

one time a guy on the internet annoyed me so i tracked down his childhood best friend and turned him into a tgirl and then made the guy feel new strange feeling for her but i also made her a lesbian so she’d never reciprocate those feelings. now the guy feels lost in the world, a petal trapped in a storm which he’ll never escape from. so please don’t be annoying on my posts. thank you.

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

enough current events. let's talk about a current event [presses the shock prod into your bladder]

you bastard… such humiliation is wholly unnecessary... (shifting my legs to try and cover up the puddle)

does the hero of justice have something to hide? uncross your legs

count your blessings; there are far more distressing fluids that could be pooling between your feet right now

b-but my juice box,,,

you can always have another.

angels are meant to be brutalized that’s what they’re for

who said that

not only do angels not have feelings, if you brutalize them enough you might get lucky and give them some

if you strip them enough you can strip their divinity too