pipe bomb lil tykes bong

rebloging a tag prev post and then not tagging prev is landlord behaviour

sorry i couldnt bring my doll to the meetup / fashion exchange. it has to stay in a cryogenic preservation tank when im not using it or bad things happen #implications

oh yeah i did bring photos though. [dons sterile gloves and produces a series of black and white polaroids framed like crime scene evidence] [the doll does look very serene in its victorian-styled dress. even with its face scratched out, and taken at such an angle that it's hard to get a full view of it at once] feel free to pass them around or whatever. no, you don't need gloves, those are for me

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

see it's when the fictive changes her pk avatar to something other than her source, that's when you should start getting scared

strawberry milkis is so good