pipe bomb lil tykes bong

a spanking party sounds kind of awesome

It is awesome and you're going to be the center of the party

so cool. it’s going to get to spank all those girls

All those girls are going to spank you^_^

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

""whys david got to be in charge why ive got to pay ground rent to david" listen you fucking toilet. do you see goliath around here anywhere? do you? have you seen fucking goliath recently? where is that prick. that's right, nowhere to be fucking seen sunshine. now shut up"

Yandere gf who puts a muzzle on you so you stop kissing other women

Using the angel like a piñata at my spanking party

plus the people who make mtg. (currently unionizing. i'm out of the loop on it and i dont care to be but if that matters). so like definitely people had to have read the entire thing multiple times over throughout their life. i think i've read like 70% of the comprehensive rules as of 2023?