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hello. new endocrinologists. w hat are you doing

spring 2027 is not an appropriate time to reschedule you cant just book an arbitrary date and then 1-2 months away go actually we were fucking with you heres this date one year out

like i havent even seen them yet and its basically already at the point of "if this doesnt come with a five course meal and twenty bucks im going to be pissed" so thats Cool

hello. new endocrinologists. w hat are you doing

spring 2027 is not an appropriate time to reschedule you cant just book an arbitrary date and then 1-2 months away go actually we were fucking with you heres this date one year out

what did we do this time

www.aljazeera.com/help-me/tell-me-whats-up/latest

i want a synthetic black diamond orb. perfectly spherical with no sharp edges. hardest, toughest material yet devised. for cutting and grinding. entirely wasted on a giant marble

i mean i guess they probably do this to make industrial bearings so maybe theres an use and an source to attain the marble from. just have to hunt down a bucket wheel excavator with a wooden spear and crack open its big wheel thing

they say diamonds in the rough but they dont mention sometimes rough is in the diamonds. trapped like a fly in amber. and the proverbial diamond is also a real diamond and the rough is referring to dirt and rock and shit and they decide its not worth saving so they grind it into paste to power diamond cutters and water jets

what did we learn here? absolutely nothing

pollen allergy!!

imagine coughing up flowers but the flower part is actually fine and not really hurting you any its just that you're allergic to that specific variety of flower so your eyes keep stinging

fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks