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what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

this could be us

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

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I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer