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"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

i was a tiny little nonverbal girl's favourite person at the grocery store and i would kill everyone in the world but her if she in any way shape or form communicated she'd like that btw 👍

her grandparents were worried she was bothering me because she came straight to me, held my hand and took me around the store so i had to tell them to stop apologizing because this was the best thing to happen to me all day. week. possibly month tbqh.

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

one time i told a girl i thought of her when i watched a tv show and in response she said she thought of me when she watched lesbian porn

Frankenstein wasn't a doctor. He was a mad scientist who gave up after his creation didn't immediately start acting the way he wanted it to

does anyone have more obscenely rose tinted glasses than early overwatch players... if anyone says role queue was a mistake you should know to immediately distrust that person as a deceiver

"i miss when every game was hanzo genji widow hog reinhardt mercy and the mercy rageswitched to torb halfway through the match"

no limits is this im pretty sure, its an arcade mode thats available pretty often

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

Oh hey look, it’s me

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

pussy understander so they call me cliterate