Jake & The Crystal Dicks

Who up Gargling they goyle?

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

*becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by them.*

*dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude’s house*

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

gun

gunass

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

pull up his shirt play with his

you get it sid

sid where did you get this

Can't believe tomorrow is wednesday. What's next, tuesday?

I am very tired

I laughed so hard at this.

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny