chaotically caffeinated

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

'look both ways before you cross the street' maybe the cars should look both ways before they cross Me #rightofway

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.