hold me tight tiny bastard

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

Im your lolcow and i love you

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

from what we can tell "full movie online free" seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer

there are many other things I am sure you can read and watch to find this information, but the jakarta method by vincent bevins is a very accessible text that will begin to introduce you to the extent of american interference in the rest of the world, including in central and south america. none of this is remotely new, except maybe the quiet parts being said extremely loudly, including stuff like the complicity of the new york times. I'm not saying we shouldn't point out this complicity or any of what's going on right now, just that...I think perhaps some posts I've been seeing lack context, and that context is essential if we are to do anything but Post Online.