Me, Myself, and my Psychology Homework

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

Britney omg why

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

i’m glad we support and appreciate Britney now

Fuck he did it tho

He spent almost 2 hours coming up with that, honestly the dedication

It’s called the Millennial Falcon 

Rebloggin’ the Millennial Falcon

I will always reblog the Millennial Falcon

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

SHOOK

This is the sweetest thing.

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

If you think “Don’t touch a woman without her consent” is scary or difficult, YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MAN.