reclaimed the use of my imagination

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

playing fo4 when ur a lesbian is so funny. the games like: “your husband died :( and your baby is gone” and you’re like thank fucking GOD bro

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

oh no blowjob for me please! i just wanted to be in this truck stop bathroom stall with you

castiel whenever theyre getting gas en route to a hunt

8500+ notes before the first destiel comment. i haven’t watched supernatural whatsoever in a decade, i certainly wasn’t thinking about it when i made this post. but you know what? yeah, this is an official destiel post #destiel