Road Work Ahead

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

Things Lois Lane does not envy Wonder Woman:

Her friendship with Superman. Lois knows that they’re close friends and nothing more, and that her own relationship with Clark is deep and pure.

Her power and respect. Wonder Woman has earned that and more.

Things Lois Lane does envy Wonder Woman:

That goddamn lasso

Why do you even need a truth lasso Diana

background: jon is filling in as superman while clark is off doing Space Stuff. this is the era of clark’s identity as superman – and that of his immediate family – being public, so lex calls a press conference to talk about this dangerous new superman. we have video footage! he killed a guy! (spoilers: he did not, in fact, kill the guy.)

jon is presently out saving people, so lois steps up to defend her kid and correct the record.

I see. So we’re to believe the word of a masked vigilante known to terrorize the police force of Bludhaven. Actually, I thought we’d rely on your word, Lex. Go ahead …. – from Superman: Son of Kal-El #10 (ids in alt text)

We can start simple. Just reach out and tell me, is President Bendix trying to frame my son for murder?

lex backs down pretty quickly after that! of course, i said “sort of,” and the sort of is because as it turns out, lois was bluffing:

Oh, hey. Don’t you have to give this back? Nope. Huh? It’s just some rope I painted gold. – Son of Kal-El #10