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"Boeing or Airbus" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate whilst furries draw their planes holding hands and kissing

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

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I smoke weed and my dick fall off

FUCK I MISSED WEED POETRY'S ANNIVERSARY

the thing about twelfth night is that if you try to justify homoeroticism between orsino and cesario as straight because cesario ends up being a woman, then you have to agree that olivia is queer as she also ends up attracted to a woman. and if you try to justify Olivia's attraction to viola as hetero, because she thinks she's a guy, then that means you've gotta agree that orsino is then homosexual as he is attracted to viola when he thinks she's a guy. there's no heterosexual way to read twelfth night

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Mood

One of us one of us

a shirt that is both very specific but could also at the same time apply to about 700K people

i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE