no

Modders, next time you start working on yet another Skyrim nude/sex mod, remember this image and think to yourself, “I should aspire to something better.”

technology has finally caught up with human aspirations

Who the fuck looked at Skyrim and whispered “Battletoads”

gimme street sharks you cowards

i think about this tiktok literally every day

Where's my fucking money Joe

Where's my fucking money Joe

Hey Joe, where’s my fucking money

Where’s the fucking money joe

that’s it there it is

sometimes i get so wrapped up in my own little world then i’ll talk to people and they’ll be like “isn’t the british royal family so cool and classy” and i’m like. girl what

Longing for the times when you paid for additional content and cosmetics in games with your blood, sweat and tears instead of actual money. Back in the day you got the fancy costumes by beating the game on Ultimate Hellfuck Challenge difficulty or by pressing buttons in a specific order on the start menu. Society went downhill the moment we forewent cheat codes in favor of microtransactions

forbidden context

in contrast to star trek, the more i learn about the star wars universe, the more i wish i hadn’t. every new tidbit of information feels like the franchise spiraling further out of my reach, it’s like world-unbuilding 

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

Mod these into Red Dead

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk

This post hit me like I was a cabbage stand.