By The Nine Im Tweakin

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying