By The Nine Im Tweakin

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

I CAN’T BREATHE

YALSo lOcKEd miAUt O De fECKIn cAr

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen