hey......nice ox cart we're having today....... 🌈

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

feed your 3ds 2974957937 pirated games for a balanced diet

i met my wife in the shout box for weyes blood on last.fm. when our children were born we set up last.fm accounts so they could log every song they ever streamed since birth. they other day i casually checked her profile and saw she scrobbled taylor swift, no big deal but strange. i brought it up to her and she burst into tears admitting she had been setting her spotify to private listening mode and listening to taylor for years. she was not a purist so i cut her out of my life right then and there