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that part in the revival trailer where hes just fishing cracked me up so hard (original image below the cut)

I’ve collected all of the Asougi omikujis. From left to right:

Curse (凶) Don’t sulk like that. Lift your head. Straighten your back. Face forward and don’t avert your eyes from the truth. If it’s you we’re talking about, then you can cut down any kind of fortune. …That’s what I believe.

Ending Blessing (末吉) This is nothing to be afraid of. As long as you believe in yourself and keep having faith, you can easily overturn some silly fortune. Don’t let some child’s play malipunate, manipunate… Uoooohh!! (Note: Asougi is notorious for being bad at tongue twisters and he’s attempting to say “don’t let some child’s play manipulate you” but failing miserably. In the original Japanese he’s trying to say “odorasareru” but he says “odorasha, odorare”)

Normal (平) You need to do something about your darting eyes, those shaking knees, and that waterfall of cold sweat. Seriously, can’t you straighten yourself up? How pathetic to be in such a state just because you pulled a bad fortune. It’s not like you’re going to die.

Blessing (吉) I guess this means you’ll be invincible. Ahahaha! Your face suggests that you’re still in disbelief. All right then. To celebrate this fortune, let’s go eat gyuunabe at the Yuumei Cafeteria. It’ll be my treat.

Small Blessing (小吉) True happiness is being able to live every day in tranquility and peace. We defense attorneys fight to bring back such peaceful days to people. That’s why there’s no time for us to be sitting around doing nothing!

Medium Blessing (中吉) The winds are in your favor. Use this chance to settle all your problems in one go. Look, the heavens are on your side. You can do it, the way you are right now. …If you can’t, I will cut you.